The Williams MadMaldo Energy Drink will give you the euphoric high of a winner, but the inevitable crash is a sonofabitch.
The good news is, they pay you to drink it.
Great one!
An Imaginary and Humorous Conspiracy [split]
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Seanspeed
, Oct 22 2012 12:23
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Posted 23 October 2012 - 13:49
Great one!
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Fastcake
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Posted 23 October 2012 - 15:11
Ferrari's prancing horse would be a very suitable logo for their drink.
But you may have to skip your refill if Alonso is thirsty too.
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Posted 23 October 2012 - 16:36
The Williams MadMaldo Energy Drink will give you the euphoric high of a winner, but the inevitable crash is a sonofabitch.
The good news is, they pay you to drink it.
Marvellous!
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Posted 23 October 2012 - 16:45
I'm sure that there was an April Fools story a few years ago about the new McLaren energy drink.
It finished with Christian Horner dismissing McLaren as "just a racing team" to reflect the way that Red Bull were being dismissed as "just a fizzy drinks company" by various people at the time...
It finished with Christian Horner dismissing McLaren as "just a racing team" to reflect the way that Red Bull were being dismissed as "just a fizzy drinks company" by various people at the time...
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Posted 23 October 2012 - 18:30
The Alonso energy drink comes with an extra 6oz. compared to the others.
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Posted 23 October 2012 - 21:57
Well, if you need to find out the ingredients, just ask Lewis.;)then MW will distribute his special edition Diet MED(McLaren Energy Drink) with this:
"added Jenson Button sweatdrops for your health"....
;)
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Posted 23 October 2012 - 22:08
The Alonso energy drink comes with an extra 6oz. compared to the others.
Yeah but when you peel back the ring pull a fist pops out and starts shaking itself at you.
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Posted 24 October 2012 - 00:10
No-one's mentioned the MSC Energy Drink?
For years it came in a Red can, and was a best seller.
Eventually though, it was taken off the market for a couple of years, and re-packaged in a Silver can.
Somehow tasting more bitter than you remembered.
For years it came in a Red can, and was a best seller.
Eventually though, it was taken off the market for a couple of years, and re-packaged in a Silver can.
Somehow tasting more bitter than you remembered.
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Posted 24 October 2012 - 15:43
Great that Ferrari fans became more mature. Last time I pointed out how incompetent Ferrari have been for many years now, I got crybabing aggressive responses instead of creative things like this.This split thread was mainly created as some Ferrari fans got annoyed at others saying that Ferrari were incompetent and not good enough these days, so these fans started having a laugh trying to see what Ferrari should do to beat RedBull, then this fizzy drink take over the world RedBulluminati stuff started.
Hope this helped.
I think the best part of this thread, so far, is SeanSpeed's post joking with Whitmarsh allegedly favouring "Button", which is usually the claim of many Lewis' fans
Edited by BetaVersion, 24 October 2012 - 15:43.
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Posted 24 October 2012 - 15:47
The shelf with the Alonso cans is twice as big as the others because always you have to leave a space.
Edited by Maustinsj, 24 October 2012 - 17:35.
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Posted 24 October 2012 - 17:05
Alcopops as well, Vodkaphone McLaren Mercedes
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Posted 24 October 2012 - 21:22
just as a reminder: Kimi no longer drives for them.Alcopops as well, Vodkaphone McLaren Mercedes
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Posted 24 October 2012 - 21:52
No-one's mentioned the MSC Energy Drink?
For years it came in a Red can, and was a best seller.
Eventually though, it was taken off the market for a couple of years, and re-packaged in a Silver can.
Somehow tasting more bitter than you remembered.
There was also a yellow variant, but nobody remembers it.
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Posted 24 October 2012 - 21:55
speaking about Kimi...
IceOne anti-energy drink, guaranteed sleeping anytime, anywhere, be that your bed after a hard day, or your mechanics truck half an hour before your first race.
IceOne anti-energy drink, guaranteed sleeping anytime, anywhere, be that your bed after a hard day, or your mechanics truck half an hour before your first race.
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Posted 24 October 2012 - 23:19
I hear this brand has an unfortunate laxative effect.speaking about Kimi...
IceOne anti-energy drink, guaranteed sleeping anytime, anywhere, be that your bed after a hard day, or your mechanics truck half an hour before your first race.;)
There are rumours it leaves you so uncomfortable after a 5h1t that you need ice cream.
