Flavio Briatore could be readying to burst back into formula one.
Germany's Auto Motor und Sport said the ousted and formerly banned Italian is busily writing regulations for a 'GP1' championship.
They could be adopted should the FIA not sign up to the 2013 Concorde Agreement, according to the report.
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Inspired by this post about the news, I thought that the combined minds of the Atlas F1 community could offer Briatore a little help and write some fabulous rules that he would be proud of.
But first, the rules of the thread;
1. No thong photo's.
2. Please keep within the forum rules, and be especially mindful of avoiding defamatory remarks please. Of course that still leaves quite a lot of wriggle room considering who we're talking about.
3. Thong photo's are unwelcome.
4. GP1 is a proposed motor sport, so keep it relevant.
5. All aspects of motor sport are fair game.
6. Please only post one rule at a time. Spamming the FIA technical and sporting regs won't be fun.
7. Absolutely no thong pictures.
8. References to Flavio's own sporting achievements and F1 heritage are encouraged.
9. Rules can cover technical, sporting, team, driver, circuit and fashion headings.
10. If you take from rule 9 that thongs might be on topic, see rule 1.
11. Do not ignore rule 1. This is so important, I had to go up to 11.
Most of all, have fun.
I'll start;
Sporting Reg
All new drivers to be available for poaching by any interested racing team on completion of their first race weekend, matters to be concluded before their second.
Qualifying positions are to be decided by the results of a penalty shootout tournament against QPR goalkeeper Júlio César Soares EspÃndola. Yes, I had to look that up because no, I don't know the names of any of QPR footballists.
Technical Reg
Teams may pay an undisclosed sum to the organiser for the right to ignore one technical rule per season. However, the FIA stewards will not be told which rule each team is breaking and, if they work it out, the team must revert to obeying that rule. Any payment made to ignore the rule is non refundable, and any points gained up to and including the weekend in which the contravention is discovered will be safe.
Fashion Rules
All television anchors in the paddock to wear clothing by 'Billionaire'
Yutaw Taw!