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[John Player]

What Felipe Massa is that no other 2013 F1 driver is?

easy

[Grundle]

Called Felipe

[Taxi]

Brazilian?

Really Small?

The only runner up without a Championship?

[Aloisioitaly]

going bald?

[jimjimjeroo]

Left handed?

[Disgrace]

That he's a baby and should stay cool whenever possible?

[expert]

Brazilian



edit: redundant - this post

Edited by expert, 02 August 2013 - 15:58.

[Currahee]

Right foot braker?

[expert]

Redundant?

[trogggy]

A parent?

[Taxi]

I was going to say "slow".

Edit: but that would be ...

redundant.

Edited by Taxi, 02 August 2013 - 16:02.

[ocp]

More tracktime during a race

[alframsey]

Push over.

Watered down Formula 1 competitor.

****.

Admittedly all these could be attributed to other drivers with argument, however I believe Massa is unquestionably all of those.

[Fangiola]

Alonso's gopher

[jimjimjeroo]

Magnanimous

[TomNokoe]

He has sex before every race.

[DampMongoose]

A pullover model for Fernando's Mum's knitting efforts?

[alframsey]

Magnanimous

Or just that he is so regularly slapped into second place it's second nature? Honestly I've no respect for a racer who so readily accepts he is always going to be number 2.

Edited by alframsey, 02 August 2013 - 16:19.

[Nonesuch]

A parent?

Seems so, and that is actually quite surprising.

For some reason I thought Sutil must surely have a kid, but I couldn't find anything to confirm that.

[alframsey]

Seems so, and that is actually quite surprising.

For some reason I thought Sutil must surely have a kid, but I couldn't find anything to confirm that.

Isn't Romain a father?

[expert]

Seems so, and that is actually quite surprising.

For some reason I thought Sutil must surely have a kid, but I couldn't find anything to confirm that.

Sorry had to







fake edit: I'm ashamed

[jimjimjeroo]

Or just that he is so regularly slapped into second place it's second nature? Honestly I've no respect for a racer who so readily accepts he is always going to be number 2.

Was more to do with what Smedley said at the German GP

[Lone]

Taki Inoue in disguise! (Sorry, Taki)

[DampMongoose]

Sorry had to



fake edit: I'm ashamed

Not really a run is it? Are you sure that's not David Walliams? There's a post on the myth thread which this may support...

[alframsey]

Was more to do with what Smedley said at the German GP

Ah okay, I'm a bit slow today

[Taxi]

Ah okay, I'm a bit slow today

Just like Massa then.

[alframsey]

Just like Massa then.

Haha!

[John Player]

A parent?

yes, thats it

[trogggy]

yes, thats it

<proud>

[Taxi]

yes, thats it

All my other awnsers were right...

[alframsey]

yes, thats it

I really don't think he is, I could swear blind Grojean is a dad.

[John Player]

Isn't Romain a father?

he is expecting a son but at the moment Felipe is the only father on the grid.

[Grundle]

He's Michael Jacksons son, and his real name is Prince?

[mardmarium]

I was going to say "slow".

Edit: but that would be ...

redundant.

Felipe is slower than Alonso, but that doesn´t mean being slow


I would say "inconsistent" but I can´t say that no other driver on the grid is inconsistent. The main problem for him is that people usually talk about Ferrari and their drivers, so this inconsistency is more visible.

He is more inconsistent than other drivers in the top teams, maybe this is the most accurate thing to say. The car probably hasn´t helped him too much and his lack of confidence either, but even so...

[alframsey]

he is expecting a son but at the moment Felipe is the only father on the grid.

Ah okay, that'd explain it then.

[DampMongoose]

He's Michael Jacksons son, and his real name is Prince?

Prince?

The driver formerly known as 'an adequate number two'

[eronrules]

a good selling point for Santander Brazil and very good friends with Fabio Barbosa (president of Grupo Santander Brazil, formed by Santander and Banco Real.)

oh ... and forgot to mention

puppy eyed, emotional, obnoxiously cuddly, object of pity and sympathy (after 2009 accident) ... and ... best no.2 ATM (obviously the alltime best will always be Rubens)

Edited by eronrules, 02 August 2013 - 16:49.

[Taxi]

Prince?

The driver formerly known as 'an adequate number two'

if only this forum had a "like" button...

[pRy]

Loyal. Very rarely do you hear him being critical of the team or it's car.

[4MEN]

S.Q.T.

[Cool Beans]

In possession of some extremely incriminating pictures of Montezemolo. Has to be.

[Coral]

Yes, at the moment Felipe Baby is the only father on the grid, but Grosjean's baby is due in the next few days and Pastor Maldonado's girlfriend Gaby is having a baby girl in September.

[DampMongoose]

All a bit short-lived then... Just like 2008!

[ryan86]

Yes, at the moment Felipe Baby is the only father on the grid, but Grosjean's baby is due in the next few days and Pastor Maldonado's girlfriend Gaby is having a baby girl in September.

I wonder if any of were planned since all 3 drivers are famous for accidents!

[skyfolker]

It's difficult to find a driver like me!

[Babak]

That he's a baby and should stay cool whenever possible?

I'm not sure how many here got it, but I'm still laughing. Thank you

[Sakae]

Alonso's gopher

You beat me to it.

[Outsider]

Loyal. Very rarely do you hear him being critical of the team or it's car.

oh if he would dare to say something critical, he wouldn't be rebuked, he would be sacked. effective immediately.

[mgs315]

I'm not sure how many here got it, but I'm still laughing. Thank you

Maybe they can't read it because they don't have their white visor yet?

[Taxi]

If only this forum had a "like " button