Er, guys?! You're going the wrong way!
Welcome to the 3rd annual 'Going Backwards Around' Indianapolis Grand Prix
(or, for marketing reasons, the Angie's List Grand Prix of Indianapolis)
Yes here we are again kids, for Round 5 of the 2016 Indycar Season, a round only really invented so they could guarantee a new event to the calendar would actually happen for a good few seasons.
Tacked onto the month of May (or should I say the half month of May), it serves a nice little padding round to fill up a month that just used to feature cars droning around in a circle all day long.
And who wants to see that?
So, what do we have here then?
Well, we stand a good chance of seeing this, a first corner first lap melee...
As cars attempt to go from a very wide thing, into a very tight narrow thing. Fnarr, fnarr.
Track Map
For all you people (doubting Thomas') who think Indycars go around in circles turning left, well they do. Just this weekend they'll turn right too.
For what it's worth, I like this track. Once they got rid of the mickey mouse F1 section after turns 3/4, it made for a nice little track. Shame they have turn 12/13/14 but there we go. Can't win them all!
In Car Lap
See how Sea Bass throws his machine around this mighty facility.
So, who's driving in this race?
Some people.
Seriously?
OK. Here is the spotter's guide.
In addition to the usual suspects, we are joined this weekend by the following:
No6 - JR 'I stuck it in the wall on the last lap while leading the Indy 500' Hilderbrand.
No16 - Spencer Pigot
No35 - Alex Tagliani
No61 - Matt Brabham
Schedule?
Thursday
- 08:00am - Gates Open
- 08:00am - 06:00pm - Ticket Office Open
- 08:30am - 06:00pm - IMS Midway Open
- 09:30am - 10:00am - USF2000 Practice
- 10:15am - 10:45am - Pro Mazda Practice
- 11:00am - 12:15pm - Verizon IndyCar Series Practice
- 11:00am - 05:00pm - Ivy Tech Garage Tours
- 12:30pm - 01:15pm - Indy Lights Practice
- 01:30pm - 02:00pm - USF2000 Practice
- 02:15pm - 02:45pm - Pro Mazda Practice
- 03:00pm - 04:15pm - Verizon IndyCar Series Practice
- 04:30pm - 05:15pm - Indy Lights Practice
- 06:00pm - Gates Close
Friday
- 08:00am - Gates Open
- 08:00am - 06:00pm - Ticket Office Open
- 09:30am - 06:00pm - IMS Midway Open
- 09:30am - 10:00am - USF2000 Qualifying
- 10:15am - 10:45am - Pro Mazda Qualifying
- 11:00am - 11:45am - Verizon IndyCar Series Practice
- 11:00am - 05:00pm - Ivy Tech Garage Tours
- 11:00am - 11:30am - USF2000 Driver Autograph Session - INDYCAR Fan Village
- 11:45am - 12:15pm - Pro Mazda Driver Autograph Session - INDYCAR Fan Village
- 12:00pm - 12:45pm - Indy Lights Qualifying
- 01:00pm - 01:40pm - USF2000 Race #1
- 01:00pm - 02:00pm - IndyCar Driver Autograph Session - INDYCAR Fan Village
- 01:55pm - 02:45pm - Pro Mazda Race #1
- 03:00pm - 04:15pm - Verizon IndyCar Series Qualifying
- 04:30pm - 05:30pm - Indy Lights Race #1
- 06:00pm - Gates Close
Saturday (YES, RACE DAY IS SATURDAY PEEPS, SATURDAY)
- 08:00am - Gates Open
- 08:00am - 03:30pm - Ticket Office Open
- 08:00am - 03:50pm - IMS Midway Open
- 09:45am - 10:05am - Indy Lights Warm Up
- 10:20am - 11:10am - Pro Mazda Race #2
- 11:30am - 12:00pm - Verizon IndyCar Series Warm Up
- 11:30am - 12:00pm - Indy Lights Driver Autograph Session - INDYCAR Fan Village
- 12:15pm - 12:55pm - USF2000 Race #2
- 12:30pm - Andretti Car Unveil - Pagoda Plaza
- 01:25pm - 02:25pm - Indy Lights Race #2
- 03:00pm - 03:30pm - Bronze Badge Holder Grid Walk
- 03:00pm - 03:15pm - Driver Introductions
- 03:26pm - Invocation - Mark Schuitema
- 03:27pm - National Anthem
- 03:43pm - "Drivers Start Your Engines"
- 03:50pm - Angie's List Grand Prix of Indianapolis - 82 Laps
- 06:00pm - 07:00pm - Post Race Track Invasion
- 07:00pm - Gates Close
How can I watch the race?
US - ABC (This means as well as watch cars drone on and on, we can listen to the commentators do the same thing)
UK - BT Sport ESPN
Other Countries - Who knows
Nigeria - Nigerian Broadcasting Company
And Finally...
Check out this sweet sexy paint job...
Edited by stewie, 11 May 2016 - 12:39.