Appalled (not really) by the terrible oversight of Jenson Button in just letting his sporting autobiography go out without the requisite pun or play on words title, like nothing matters anymore, I thought to myself how this must never happen again.
So, to kick things off, here are my suggestions should any of the following choose to publish their life story to the world:
Alonso again, Naturally
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You can obviously do much better! So, channel your inner subeditor and let inspiration flow forth.