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#1 TecnoRacing

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 07:44

Suddenly feeling the need to make known to all my vicious disgust for modern suede steering wheels fitted to historic racingcars !?!? :mad:, I was disheartened that I could not find the proper thread to lay out my grievance (and receive the appropriate commiserations and counsel.) Was there not a TNF mega-thread expressly designed for venting disproportionate rage over esoteric motoring-related subject matter?



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#2 Allan Lupton

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 09:12

There was a bloodpressure thread which would have suited, but it got a bit out of hand and isn't there now.

 

How about all those historic sports cars where someone's looked at the original wheels and tyres through modern eyes and has fitted tyres twice the width of the original with half the radial depth?



#3 Bloggsworth

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 09:51

Yeah - It's really that important in the scheme of things - From Disgusted of Tonbridge Wells & Mrs Trellis...



#4 Allan Lupton

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 10:11

From Disgusted of Tonbridge Wells & Mrs Trellis...

Ah, but it's Tunbridge Wells and Tonbridge is somewhere else!

Which Tyler, passim



#5 Glengavel

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 10:48

Yeah - It's really that important in the scheme of things - From Disgusted of Tonbridge Wells & Mrs Trellis...


Mrs Trellis isn't the complaining type. She is a confused old woman who thinks that the Goodwood Revival is some sort of evangelical gathering*.

*not a million miles away from the truth ;)

#6 stuartbrs

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 11:51

Ahhh the (in)famous blood pressure thread. I had forgot about that. 



#7 Jack-the-Lad

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 14:39

Ahhh the (in)famous blood pressure thread. I had forgot about that.

It should be reinstated immediately! I'm sure the content digits are lying around in a server somewhere. Gather them up and post them, sez I.:wave:

#8 BRG

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 14:50

What are these modern suede steering wheels of which you speak?  I haven't noticed them, but then, I haven't been looking.  Are suede steering wheels modern? 

 

I believe that the traditional wooden wheels are considered somewhat of a danger in the event of a shunt - being pierced by wooden splinters presumably being the issue.



#9 Tim Murray

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 15:22

In the 1930s Auto Union used steering wheels covered by what appears to be suede:

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#10 BRG

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 15:45

In the 1930s Auto Union used steering wheels covered by what appears to be suede:

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They had no class in those days.  Where is that man's tie?  And he isn't wearing cuff links.  Obviously some sort of foreigner.



#11 Ray Bell

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 15:50

Probably a bikie trying to better himself...

Will he ever learn?

#12 moffspeed

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 16:40

..which reminds me of an old Brockbank cartoon in Autocar magazine.

2 young lads admire a Bugatti T35, but they have a reservation - “fancy spoiling a great old car like that with a grotty set of modern alloy wheels".

Well, it seemed funny at the time.

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 17:03

If I was entering B.O.F. mode I guess I'd be moaning about the incongruous sight of modern ITG foam air filters sitting atop a DFV / Chevy V8 or as side - salad on a big Healey. However we all like to protect our expensively rebuilt race engines.

 

I'm just about to go to the garage to remove the old "tin can and a cone" air filter from my Fulvia HF and further ruin its originality. My ITG filter box arrived this morning...



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Posted 12 September 2018 - 22:16

modern suede steering wheels fitted to historic racingcars !?!? :mad:,

 

BUT, mine matches my brothel creepers from the same vintage!  (Brothel creepers, for those of another age, are suede desert boots with ripple soles, usually worn with stove pipe trousers).



#15 Stephen W

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 08:36

In the 1930s Auto Union used steering wheels covered by what appears to be suede:

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Wasn't it some sort of surgical tape? A bit like old plasters.



#16 TecnoRacing

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 11:24

What are these modern suede steering wheels of which you speak?  I haven't noticed them, but then, I haven't been looking.  Are suede steering wheels modern? 

 

I believe that the traditional wooden wheels are considered somewhat of a danger in the event of a shunt - being pierced by wooden splinters presumably being the issue.

 

I am talking about things like this...

 

LeMans Classic 2018 - Lola T70 coupe (with horrible suede D-shaped wheel....with buttons!!!) :mad:

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Recent Autosport Test drive - Lola T332... :confused:

 

Suede2.jpg

 

Goodwood Revival last weekend - Mini with suede wheel all centering stripe! :well:

 

Suede3.jpg

 

Goodwood Revival last weekend,  Karun Chandhok sets fast lap in Lola T70...fitted with D-shape suede Momo. :evil:

 

Suede4.jpg

 

I know this ties into larger issue re: the idea of historic racing cars... and 'improvement' in the name of performance and or safety...

But this to me stands apart for being completely needless, and so visually offensive.

 

I mean something like the the Lola T322....if for whatever reason you absolutely need to fit a modern formula car steering wheel (w/ quick connect) why at not plonk in a Sparco 270LN, which is at least inconspicuous, and looks passably correct.



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Posted 13 September 2018 - 14:00

I catch you drift, yet weren't the tyres in the past from wood, nowadays they are like, well like suede...

 

What annoys me is restoration liveries fully incorrect. If models cars can be 100% accurate, why not 1:1?



#18 Leif Snellman

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 14:21

And he isn't wearing cuff links.  

 

I guess he might have learnt from Count Eliot Zborowski's fatal crash, La Turbie 1903. :rolleyes:  

 

 (According to the legend Zborowski's cuff links got stuck in the hand gas control)



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Posted 13 September 2018 - 15:16

I catch you drift, yet weren't the tyres in the past from wood, nowadays they are like, well like suede...

Excellent!

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#20 Eric Dunsdon

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 16:54

If it had been Achille Varzi in the Auto Union he'd have had a fag on as well!.



#21 Tim Murray

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 17:15

Indeed:

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#22 Michael Ferner

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 17:27

Who will win the photo competition, find a picture of Achille Varzi without a cigarette! :D

By the way, aren't that Auto Union's two-wheeled stars H.P. Müller and Walfried Winkler on the right?

#23 Bloggsworth

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 17:54

Ah, but it's Tunbridge Wells and Tonbridge is somewhere else!

Which Tyler, passim

Oops!



#24 Bloggsworth

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 17:56

What are these modern suede steering wheels of which you speak?  I haven't noticed them, but then, I haven't been looking.  Are suede steering wheels modern? 

 

I believe that the traditional wooden wheels are considered somewhat of a danger in the event of a shunt - being pierced by wooden splinters presumably being the issue.

 

Or, on a Lotus Cortina, having the spokes carve their way up your arm when the rim broke...



#25 Vitesse2

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 18:01

Who will win the photo competition, find a picture of Achille Varzi without a cigarette! :D

 

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#26 Michael Ferner

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 19:31

I bet he has one in his right hand...

#27 Tim Murray

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 19:52

He does seem to have refrained during his wedding:

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#28 David Birchall

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Posted 18 September 2018 - 02:19

I see and somewhat agree with the original poster's concern-but having watched that excellent video of the T70 I woud comment that drivers are bigger now and the 'D' shaped wheel would be more comfortable.  The buttons would appear to be to actuate timing apparatus-not unusual.  To establish my own credibility I should add that in 1977 I cut a perfectly good roll hoop out of my sports racer because it did not look period-and anyway,  I had no intention of turning it over...



#29 10kDA

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Posted 18 September 2018 - 02:53

Far side of the Bugatti:

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#30 Ray Bell

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Posted 18 September 2018 - 04:17

Fake news!

Varzi didn't use cork tips until the Auto Union days...

#31 10kDA

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Posted 21 September 2018 - 12:02

Testing prototypes by the carton



#32 Sterzo

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Posted 21 September 2018 - 14:15

Suede flat bottomed steering wheels are a valid basis for unlimited rage. What about fat tyres? Why, why, why spend zillions on a historic racing car and modernise it by fitting fat tyres? Why is this allowed in racing? It would be so easy for there to be a scrutineering list of maximum tyre widths. OK, I accept the world is filled with recreations, continuations, restorations and abominations, but let's regulate the basic and simple things, at least.



#33 elansprint72

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Posted 22 September 2018 - 21:47

Wasn't it some sort of surgical tape? A bit like old plasters.

Old plasters- there's another thing; when I was a kid in the 50s if your Mother put a sticking plaster on some scratch, it stuck- for weeks. In fact it had to be positively yanked orf… and then the glue had to be removed using methylated spirits. Today, you're lucky if you can get one to stick on for more than two minutes.



#34 Lee Nicolle

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Posted 22 September 2018 - 23:32

I am talking about things like this...

 

LeMans Classic 2018 - Lola T70 coupe (with horrible suede D-shaped wheel....with buttons!!!) :mad:

Suede1.jpg

 

Recent Autosport Test drive - Lola T332... :confused:

 

Suede2.jpg

 

Goodwood Revival last weekend - Mini with suede wheel all centering stripe! :well:

 

Suede3.jpg

 

Goodwood Revival last weekend,  Karun Chandhok sets fast lap in Lola T70...fitted with D-shape suede Momo. :evil:

 

Suede4.jpg

 

I know this ties into larger issue re: the idea of historic racing cars... and 'improvement' in the name of performance and or safety...

But this to me stands apart for being completely needless, and so visually offensive.

 

I mean something like the the Lola T322....if for whatever reason you absolutely need to fit a modern formula car steering wheel (w/ quick connect) why at not plonk in a Sparco 270LN, which is at least inconspicuous, and looks passably correct.

Period correct? That Mini and Cortina have rollcages!! The drivers are wearing modern flame resistant suits,modern helmets, the dread HANS device the cars are fitted with battery isolators. As for quick release,,, being a mature person who does not bend like a younger person it makes things a LOT easier to get in and out. As for soft grip steering wheels, I have used the same one for forty years, and it was not new then. Three spoke generic foam rim, used on race cars, boats etc etc. Now with a quick release hub/ My now 50 y/o Classic Speedway Super Modified still has the original 66 Holden wheel,, with a quick release though I only use that on heavy hooky rutty tracks. Use the foam grip 14" one the rest of the time.

What does annoy me though is racing cars with the engines exposed using modern valve covers,,, and intakes. Look at most 5000s and you see sheetmetal covers. Modern and uglyand IF the engine was period correct would not need them anyway. Same for most categories.

And ofcourse,, 5000s again. Holden V8s using 88 and on version cylinder heads, on a 60s or early 70s car.



#35 TecnoRacing

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Posted 27 September 2018 - 13:09

Period correct? That Mini and Cortina have rollcages!! The drivers are wearing modern flame resistant suits,modern helmets, the dread HANS device the cars are fitted with battery isolators.

 

 

None of that stuff is nearly as bothersome (especially the driver's personal safety gear as that is not part of the car.)  The steering wheel however - it is the primary input device, and absolutely central to the character of the car. It has to look right...



#36 Doug Nye

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Posted 27 September 2018 - 16:47

Ahem - sorry to spoil all the suedie fun, but the Auto Union steering wheel was actually bound with cord...

 

DCN



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Posted 29 September 2018 - 17:52

Ahem - sorry to spoil all the suedie fun, but the Auto Union steering wheel was actually bound with cord...

 

DCN

….and in the above photo clearly taped over with...?