*note: crowd size may vary wildly*
RACE TRACK:
RACE SCHEDULE:
Starts in one 1 ONE!!!1 hour.
RACE PREVIEW:
Expect O V E R T I M E
*cue disbelief*
*cue me yelling at the screen at it's bloody 1AM here and I have work tomorrow*
*cue bulls**t winner*
Ugh.
I'll watch this with great fervor.
while watching Lewis Hamilton become a 5 time WDC
Let's talk location:
a normal exhilarating day in Kansas
Kansas is known around the world for things. It has cities, and rivers, and fields. Also people.
The Kansas Speedway is one of them 1.5 milers, a trioval that'll make Jeff Burton's vocal chords seem like the constant shrieks of hellhound when he maddeningly describes just how treacherous the 'trioval section' is.
Kansas City is actually kinda in Missouri, hence the name of the river that runs through the city. It boasts a population roughly half the size of Iceland. And it's nickname is KCK, which is one consonant away from something mean and bad.
Kansas City even has local sports teams.
The thing I know most about Kansas is tornados and supercell thunderstorms. Here are some documentaries about this wonderful topic:
Also, there's a thing in Kansas called the Stull Cemetary, an alleged Portal to Hell. Much like Kyle Larson's pitbox.
nice place, will visit
Astrology Chart of the Race:
disclaimer: chart is for Transylvania race time, but it's fine, don't worry
Interpretation: with the Waxing Gibbous Moon in Pisces coming into a conjunction with Chiron retrograde at the 28th degree of Pisces, someone will get very sad after this race.
Here's someone from Kansas:
I like standing in ponds.
Some Truex blessings:
And one pre-race
*triple sacred boogity*
Edited by OvDrone, 21 October 2018 - 18:00.
