Abu Dhabi 2018
And so as the sun begins to set on what has been ultimately another crushing set of victories for Lewis Hamilton and the Mercedes Benz team I find it is already starting to blur together in my memories like the rain-y pavement chalk paintings in Mary Poppins. However, some images remain. Max Verstappen being shouted at a lot and also being very fast a lot. Daniel Ricciardo's car breaking down a lot. Vettel burying his championship hopes in the barriers at German GP. Bottas meekly asking if he was getting his place back in the Russian GP (no), Lewis's sensational Singapore pole lap. Also, Kimi winning a race!
You are encouraged in this build up to the last race of the season to discuss your own most key memories of the 2018 calendar. There is also a race on next Sunday so...
(Almost) the proper time - 13.10 GMT, 17.10 Local time
Where is happening and what is the track like?
For those that like this sort of thing, the F1 site has maps of the Yas Marina track and various stats like who has the lap record. (Spoiler alert, it's Vettel.) Yas Marina has two detection zones (that seem to take up about a third of the total track.)
It also doesn't give out booze on the podium, something that seems to slip the mind of drivers at times, leading to hilarious scenes like this.
(I will never pass up the chance to post that. I will miss, you, Fernando)
The tyres demand your attention!
Is there anything left to be decided? Do I need to watch this?
Aww, you have to watch! People turning off once championships are decided is how we ended up with double points so I dunno, you're all on the honour system to watch this thing. Besides, sure, Mercedes may have crushed the oppositions beneath the treads of their silver tanks, but there are still constructor Constructors' Championship positions left up for grabs. Can the artists formerly known as Force India beat McLaren? Can Sauber beat FI? Makes a heck of a difference to a lot of people working at those teams, notwithstanding the skewed prize system. I for one am mildly interested to see if Bottas can win the final race just to see how he reacts to it. I'd have distinctly mixed feelings in his shoes.
Besides, in the dark F1-less days of February, I bet you'll wish you'd watched this.