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[RSRally]

God, I can't wait for the season to start so we can see what the car will freaking look like.

A black & gold Ferrari probably.

[BRG]

Arrrgghhh! I can't take it anymore. I need to get a can or Rich Energy to calm me down.

Good luck in finding one. 

 

I was looking in the supermarket and there are six or seven energy drinks on the shelves - RB, Relentless, Carabao, Rockstar and some others (Lucozade claims to be an energy drink these days!) - but no Rich.  I guess Tesco just isn't luxurious enough for them to deign to let them stock it.

[danmills]

Time to start flogging my wares!

[Widefoot2]

I find that a bicker will increase(s) thread downforce...

I am quite sad that nobody liked the wicker bill pun...     

 

You guys are a real drag!

[PeterScandlyn]

Time to start flogging my wares!

 

Instead of....  

[PeterScandlyn]

Good luck in finding one. 

 

I was looking in the supermarket and there are six or seven energy drinks on the shelves - RB, Relentless, Carabao, Rockstar and some others (Lucozade claims to be an energy drink these days!) - but no Rich.  I guess Tesco just isn't luxurious enough for them to deign to let them stock it.

 

While the debate rages on, no-one seems to have seen it...

[BalanceUT]

I did get what you meant, phrank. We get that it's going OT but there isn't much actual news coming in about it. We don't want to ruin the fun as long as it remains harmless.

I LOVE what this turned into. LOL!

[Maxioos]

Instead of....

Instead of drinking it i suppose.

If you want some comedy! https://www.instagra...energyuk/?hl=en



I have found something else.

Besides richenergy.com, they also have a richenergy.us website. Complete different layout. Equal amateuristisch (imo).

They have 3 articles on it, first on October 25 2018. It looks like in 3 month there is hardly done any work on the website (they seem to update it ATM.!! yesterday there where 2 tabs right top, now 3)(i now see that according to google, the "team" images are uploaded in last 5 day's). Only Pirelli is mentioned as partner.

They show there team, they seem to have 20!!! personal working for them. 13 persons with job description "Account Rep". All their bio's are empty. https://www.richenergy.us/about/team/ I did check 2 images (the most had "stock" look to me) and they seem to be unique.
I also googled some names, nothing concrete linked from these persons came up yet.
"Alex Collier" is all conspiracy/ET (old man) results.
"Allie McGuffey" gives me this Facebook as option to me, but i don't have Facebook so cant watch other pictures. https://www.facebook...ie.taylor.31945 this video also comes with google results https://www.google.n...ECAUQBA#imgrc=_ . Looks same girl too me. https://youtu.be/6zD16s47L1U
Last one "Belal Frotan", don't see anything clear/related. Only this seems to be him 10 years ago. https://youtu.be/_AjfGfY29Qg


I have't seen anything produced that indicates 20 persons personal yet. The personal cost of 20 people is easy above half a million a year. I have not seen yet indications they can pay that out of revenues and by that it must come from start investment money. It most likely are all new attracted employees but by the looks of it, non has told/celebrated their new job on social media.

They seem to be working on this website atm. so will look in couple day's how (if) it's improved.

Edited by Maxioos, 02 February 2019 - 09:41.

[Risil]

Time to start flogging my wares!

Mills Energy? Sounds like a kind of cereal.

[PiperPa42]

Mills Energy? Sounds like a kind of cereal.

Not sure why he would flog casing centralizers in a thread about energi drinks though.
https://www.linkedin...nergy-services/

[FLB]

A black & gold Ferrari probably.

 

Funnily enough, there were 'conversion' kits to make Ferrari 250 GT-lookalikes with Nissan Zs in the 1980s...   

 

[Alburaq]

THE ELITE WAY TO ENJOY ENERGY DRINKS
Rich Energy is a premium and innovative British energy drink painstakingly developed and optimised over the last 6 years with leading beverage experts and recently launched in the UK and US.
The sole objective was to create a peerless, ultra high quality energy drink with none of the downsides of the competition, has a crisp clean taste and high performance.

Many cringy things in their marketing. It sometimes reminds me of Trump's talk but is more mediocre. It's, simplistic and pompous with many overused/misused words... like that "leading beverage experts"... leading? I find that words association ridiculous.

And according to them the drink is not high quality, it's ULTRA high quality.

[pdac]

Gotta love them.

 

I just have a quick look at richenergy.us - I noticed under "Partnerships".

 

Firstly, an "Intro":

With an ever growing world of businesses, there are always ways to work together towards a common goal. Whether that be for strategic purposes, the greater good to assist in the world’s needs or just to simply create an amazing event, we are always looking to team up with brands that share a similar vision.

 

Then a paragraph entitled "PARTNERSHIPS THAT MAKE SENSE":

WITH AN EVER GROWING WORLD OF BUSINESSES, THERE ARE ALWAYS WAYS TO WORK TOGETHER TOWARDS A COMMON GOAL. WHETHER THAT BE FOR STRATEGIC PURPOSES, THE GREATER GOOD TO ASSIST IN THE WORLD’S NEEDS OR JUST TO SIMPLY CREATE AN AMAZING EVENT, WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING TO TEAM UP WITH BRANDS THAT SHARE A SIMILAR VISION.

(Hmm, looks familiar)

 

Then they list "Pirelli". No Pirelli logo, just a random motor-sport related picture. Click on it and there's just the Pirelli branding with the text "BIO: FILLER TEXT".

 

If I were starting up a company, I'd at least put some content in the web pages before making them live. But, hey, I guess that's why I'm not in business.

[Alburaq]

Heard a good joke:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Luxury organic sugar cane.

[danmills]

And pure alpine spring water. Technically boasting about the common source of water at the bottling location, no? The same that probably come out the tap in the pub opposite the factory...

[Sterzo]

And pure alpine spring water.

This surprises me, as their registered office is a couple of hundred metres from a drainage outfall into the Thames. I know you've drunk some, danmills; could you just confirm what colour you are now?

[Maustinsj]

Thames brown, I shouldn't wonder...

[danmills]

You’d think that, sort of Bovril with three sugars...

However I’m actually now what you would call Gold. But as gold isn’t a colour, the best way I can explain it is a radiant illumination of love, compassion, courage, passion, magic, and wisdom. If my colour was a mix of lyrical ingredients I’d be wealth, grandeur, and prosperity, as well as sparkle, glitz, and glamour.

[YoungGun]

Gotta love them.

 

I just have a quick look at richenergy.us - I noticed under "Partnerships".

 

Firstly, an "Intro":

 

 

Then a paragraph entitled "PARTNERSHIPS THAT MAKE SENSE":

 

(Hmm, looks familiar)

 

Then they list "Pirelli". No Pirelli logo, just a random motor-sport related picture. Click on it and there's just the Pirelli branding with the text "BIO: FILLER TEXT".

 

If I were starting up a company, I'd at least put some content in the web pages before making them live. But, hey, I guess that's why I'm not in business.

 

Just sloppy design I figure and it won't be the first time for such oversights. The UK website obviously has things nailed down. 

[Rjpscr]

Livery unveil February 7th. 

[thegamer23]

Should be mainly black, with gold & silver inserts according to some rumors. 

A welcome change for the corporate grey Haas     
 

[pdac]

Just sloppy design I figure and it won't be the first time for such oversights. The UK website obviously has things nailed down. 

 

Even I know that, if you're partnered with big names, the first thing you do is put their logo on your pages. Not sloppy, just amateur.

[danmills]

It’s also silly that the seem to have registered so many Instagram accounts across countries like richenergydenmark and richenergymalta they seemingly didn’t nab richenergyuk.

That’s silly given how big they are punching this year and also...

Hilariously when I just searched for it, the number 1 is the us tag, the second page is richenergyuk which is a parody account.

It comes ahead of the official one lol 😂

[Pete_f1]

Looks like the car will be Rich Energy colour.

[RA2]

[KongKurs]

According to "Jyllands Posten", a danish premium ultra high quality newspaper with leading experts writing articles* Rich Energy has around 5.000 DKK on their bankaccount - not even 600£.

 

https://jyllands-pos...styrligt-skaeg/

 

*) joke aside, I regard Jyllands Posten a bit more as a serious newspaper than "tabloidish" BT.

 

Edit: Sorry if this is old news, found something similar mentioned on Reddit.

Edited by KongKurs, 04 February 2019 - 08:59.

[RSRally]

Livery unveil February 7th.

Crikey, it’s happening.

[Ellios]

I'm so excited

[Stephane]

I just can't hide it

[Mat13]

I'm about to lose control...

 

 

...and I think I like it.

[Pete_f1]

It must be a case of 'brand now, sell later'.

[danmills]

Apologies for the forthcoming trail... #richenergyuk (for those of us also without instagram accounts).

 

Check the tags!

 

 

 

Edited by danmills, 04 February 2019 - 15:51.

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[thegamer23]

Best marketing campaign, ever

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Edited by danmills, 04 February 2019 - 15:39.

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[Myrvold]

Dude, you can post 5 pics in each post you know?

[danmills]

Dude, you can post 5 pics in each post you know?

 

Also if you put all your fingers up your nose and jiggle, bogeys come out. Remember kids - just because you can, doesn't mean you should do it!

 

Jokes aside, I know now, sorry, after the first post it wasn't showing, I had to refresh every link to see an image, thought it was bugged. Infact, I find it to do this always. General forum bug?

 

Sorry! Nobody injured, lesson learnt!

Edited by danmills, 04 February 2019 - 16:06.

[pdac]

Dude, you can post 5 pics in each post you know?

 

But it wouldn't be as exciting.