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F1 to release fragrance collection (Yes, really!)


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#51 NotAPineapple

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Posted 30 November 2019 - 10:33

The compact suspension looks like the kind of geometry you get when you run a topological optimisation on a suspension part.

 

Kind of...

 

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#52 YoungGun

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Posted 30 November 2019 - 10:57

If so, then I really do not understand why you would hand out a press release. It's just ridiculous and not in reach of John and Jane Doe, which are still your most valued customers.

 

Press releases for limited edition F1 collections are a problem why?



#53 Fastcake

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Posted 30 November 2019 - 12:30

Don't be a party pooper.


But if you do, make sure you leave one of these fragrances in your hosts bathroom...

#54 KWSN - DSM

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Posted 30 November 2019 - 12:52

I am getting Freudian tinglings from the Agile Embrace.

 

:cool:



#55 milestone 11

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Posted 30 November 2019 - 12:54

As good old 'Enry Cooper would have said "Splash it all over"
 
And if you remember that, you're older than you've been admitting!

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#56 Gambelli

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Posted 30 November 2019 - 13:00

One of the new F1 fragrances is the Abiteboul, it promises roses but smells like bull***t



#57 BRG

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Posted 30 November 2019 - 20:07

and i bet Bernie could not stop laughing when he got told about this 

He's more likely to be pissed off for not thinking of it himself.  $10,000 for the collection - right up Bernie's street, that is.

 

Will be interesting to see if it gets a better response than the one that the group of young ladies handing out samples of an after-shave product (possibly Brut 33) to the spectators at the 1976 BGP at Brands - one very vocal response from a guy behind our post at Surtees was 'Smells like cats p*ss!'

There's nothing wrong with Brut 33.

 

It gets the baked-on grease off engine blocks brilliantly.



#58 ensign14

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Posted 30 November 2019 - 20:40

One wonders what Bruts 1-32 were like.



#59 Atreiu

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Posted 30 November 2019 - 22:41


The difference is that Lewis actually sells stuff, this will be a gigantic disaster for Liberty.


I wouldn’t bet against it. The world has a lot of people with no sense and a lot of money.

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#60 red stick

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Posted 30 November 2019 - 22:52

Is the ferrari one going to smell of strawberrys

 Elderberries, surely.



#61 Vitesse2

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Posted 30 November 2019 - 23:08

One wonders what Bruts 1-32 were like.

About as successful as Preparations A to G or WDs 1 to 39?



#62 R Soul

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Posted 01 December 2019 - 01:12

Agile embrace looks like, er, a Ford Edsel.

Fluid Symmetry has a halo in it.

Compact Suspension looks like one of those diagrams of the human body without any skin.

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