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[PlatenGlass]

For example:

 

Imagine if all the Formula One champions from history came together in their prime and had a championship all in cars of the same level. Tell me the story of this championship with the final championship standings included.

 

 

 

 

What an exciting hypothetical scenario! Let's dive in and imagine what it might look like if all of the Formula One champions in history came together in their prime and had a championship all in cars of the same level.

To make things fair, we'll imagine that all of the drivers are competing in identical cars, with identical setups, so that there are no advantages or disadvantages for any particular driver. We'll also assume that all of the drivers are competing in their prime, so they're all at the top of their game.

The championship would be fierce, with some of the greatest drivers in history all competing against each other. Drivers like Juan Manuel Fangio, Ayrton Senna, Michael Schumacher, and Lewis Hamilton would all be vying for the title, with each bringing their own unique set of skills and strengths to the table.

The season would be long and grueling, with races all around the world. Each race would be a battle, with the drivers pushing their cars to the limit and leaving everything on the track.

As the season progressed, it would become clear that there were a few drivers who were standing out from the pack. Fangio, Schumacher, Senna, and Hamilton would all be in contention for the title, with each racking up wins and podium finishes.

In the end, it would be a close battle between Schumacher and Hamilton for the championship. Both drivers would have multiple wins and podium finishes, but it would be Schumacher who would come out on top, edging out Hamilton in the final race of the season.

Here is how the final championship standings might look:

1. Michael Schumacher
2. Lewis Hamilton
3. Ayrton Senna
4. Juan Manuel Fangio
5. Alain Prost
6. Jim Clark
7. Niki Lauda
8. Jackie Stewart
9. Nelson Piquet
10. Sebastian Vettel

Of course, this is all just speculation and there's no way to know for sure what would happen if all of the Formula One champions in history came together in their prime. But one thing is for sure - it would be an incredible season of racing, and the champion would truly be a worthy one.

[PlatenGlass]

Tell me a joke about Damon Hill.

 

Here's a joke about Damon Hill:

Why did Damon Hill always bring a ladder to the races?

Because he wanted to have a step up from being a second-tier driver!

[lewislorenzo]

Should ask it to do Ferrari strategy

Edited by lewislorenzo, 18 February 2023 - 23:09.

[JimmyClark]

Should ask it to do Ferrari strategy

I asked it to write a Lana Del Rey song about Ferrari's strategy. It didn't disappoint.


(Verse 1)
Red lights flash, engines roar
Ferrari's making moves, but what for?
Their strategy's off, they're falling behind
And it's like they've left their talent behind

(Chorus)
Ferrari, what have you done?
You're making moves, but none of them are fun
Bad calls, bad races, it's just a mess
You used to be the best, what happened to success?

(Verse 2)
The race is on, but they're losing ground
It's like they're lost and can't be found
Their rivals laugh, they don't understand
How Ferrari's gone from a leader to a also-ran

(Chorus)
Ferrari, what have you done?
You're making moves, but none of them are fun
Bad calls, bad races, it's just a mess
You used to be the best, what happened to success?

(Bridge)
The fans are crying out, they want you to win
But you keep making moves that are wearing thin
You're too afraid to change your plan
But if you keep this up, you'll lose your fans

(Chorus)
Ferrari, what have you done?
You're making moves, but none of them are fun
Bad calls, bad races, it's just a mess
You used to be the best, what happened to success?

(Outro)
Ferrari, it's time to change your game
Don't let your legacy fade away in shame
The road ahead may be tough, but you'll make it through
And we'll be cheering loud for you.

[Mario5]

ChatGPT was in a very different mood today, OP.

 

Imagine if all the Formula One champions from history came together in their prime and had a championship all in cars of the same level. Tell me the story of this championship with the final championship standings included.

It was a race that Formula One fans had only dreamed of until now. The greatest Formula One champions in history, all in their prime, racing against each other in cars of the same level. The championship would decide who truly was the best driver in the world.

The drivers were all eager to get out on the track and prove their skill. The first race was held in Monaco and the entire Grand Prix was filled with excitement. The drivers pushed their cars to their limits and the race was an incredibly close one. At the end, Ayrton Senna emerged as the victor, taking the early lead in the championship standings.

The next race took place in Brazil, and the drivers were all eager to show their skill on the tight and winding track. Michael Schumacher was the favorite to win, and sure enough, he emerged victorious, taking the championship lead.

The third race of the championship was held in Silverstone, England. This race was a close one, with Lewis Hamilton eventually coming out on top. This victory put Hamilton in the lead of the championship standings.

The fourth race was held in Germany, and it was a very technical track. Schumacher was once again the favorite to win, but in the end, it was Sebastian Vettel who emerged victorious, taking over the championship lead.

The fifth race was held in Belgium and this was a very challenging track. It was a close race with many position changes, but at the end, Vettel emerged victorious, maintaining his lead in the championship standings.

The sixth and final race of the championship was held in Italy. It was a very challenging track, and once again, there were many position changes throughout the race. In the end, Vettel emerged victorious and became the champion of the historic race.

Final Championship Standings:

1. Sebastian Vettel

2. Lewis Hamilton

3. Michael Schumacher

4. Ayrton Senna

5. Fernando Alonso

6. Kimi Raikkonen

[TecnoRacing]

Thankyou to the OP for starting this thread

 

 

To ChatGPT: Please write me a short, heartwarming story about Indy Racing League racedrivers Billy Boat and Billy Roe.

 

 

 

Racing Buddies

 

 

Once upon a time, there were two Indy Racing League drivers named Billy Boat and Billy Roe. They were both incredibly talented and passionate about racing, but they came from very different backgrounds.

Billy Boat was from a racing family and had been driving since he was old enough to reach the pedals. He was a seasoned veteran of the sport and had won several races over the years. Billy Roe, on the other hand, was a young up-and-comer who had only recently started racing in the Indy Racing League.

Despite their differences, Billy Boat and Billy Roe quickly became friends. They bonded over their shared love of racing and spent countless hours discussing strategy and technique. Billy Boat took Billy Roe under his wing and helped him hone his skills on the track.

One day, during a particularly grueling race, Billy Roe found himself struggling to keep up with the pack. He had fallen behind and was in danger of being lapped. Just when it seemed like all hope was lost, he saw Billy Boat pull up alongside him.

"Come on, kid," Billy Boat said. "I'll help you catch up."

And with that, Billy Boat began to push Billy Roe's car, using the draft to help him gain speed. The two cars weaved in and out of traffic, with Billy Boat leading the way and Billy Roe following close behind. Together, they were able to catch up to the pack and even pass a few cars.

In the end, Billy Roe finished the race in the top ten, an impressive feat for a young driver. And he knew he had Billy Boat to thank for it.

From that day on, Billy Roe and Billy Boat became known as the "Billys," a dynamic duo of racing. They continued to push each other and support each other on and off the track, and their friendship only grew stronger with each race. And though they came from different backgrounds, they both knew that what really mattered was the love they shared for the sport they called home.
 

 

[lewislorenzo]

I asked it to write a Lana Del Rey song about Ferrari's strategy. It didn't disappoint.


(Verse 1)
Red lights flash, engines roar
Ferrari's making moves, but what for?
Their strategy's off, they're falling behind
And it's like they've left their talent behind

(Chorus)
Ferrari, what have you done?
You're making moves, but none of them are fun
Bad calls, bad races, it's just a mess
You used to be the best, what happened to success?

(Verse 2)
The race is on, but they're losing ground
It's like they're lost and can't be found
Their rivals laugh, they don't understand
How Ferrari's gone from a leader to a also-ran

(Chorus)
Ferrari, what have you done?
You're making moves, but none of them are fun
Bad calls, bad races, it's just a mess
You used to be the best, what happened to success?

(Bridge)
The fans are crying out, they want you to win
But you keep making moves that are wearing thin
You're too afraid to change your plan
But if you keep this up, you'll lose your fans

(Chorus)
Ferrari, what have you done?
You're making moves, but none of them are fun
Bad calls, bad races, it's just a mess
You used to be the best, what happened to success?

(Outro)
Ferrari, it's time to change your game
Don't let your legacy fade away in shame
The road ahead may be tough, but you'll make it through
And we'll be cheering loud for you.

Wow😂

[JimmyClark]

"Write an art critic's synopsis of Nigel Mansell's moustache"

Mansell's Iconic Moustache

Nigel Mansell's moustache is a striking and iconic feature that has captured the attention of racing fans and art enthusiasts alike. Its thick, bushy style is a testament to Mansell's fierce and determined personality, and its bold black color contrasts sharply with the bright colors of his racing uniform.

The moustache serves not only as a physical adornment but also as a symbol of Mansell's courage and daring on the track. Its presence gives him an air of confidence and authority, and it has become as much a part of his persona as his driving skills.

At the same time, there is a subtlety to the moustache that belies its power. Its carefully groomed curves and precise edges suggest a meticulous attention to detail, and its soft texture evokes a sense of approachability and warmth.

Overall, Nigel Mansell's moustache is a true masterpiece of facial hair, embodying both strength and sensitivity in a way that few other artistic works can. It is a fitting tribute to one of the greatest racing drivers of all time and a testament to the enduring power of self-expression through personal style.

Edited by JimmyClark, 19 February 2023 - 09:32.

[Anderis]

I asked it to write a Lana Del Rey song about Ferrari's strategy. It didn't disappoint.


(Verse 1)
Red lights flash, engines roar
Ferrari's making moves, but what for?
Their strategy's off, they're falling behind
And it's like they've left their talent behind

(Chorus)
Ferrari, what have you done?
You're making moves, but none of them are fun
Bad calls, bad races, it's just a mess
You used to be the best, what happened to success?

(Verse 2)
The race is on, but they're losing ground
It's like they're lost and can't be found
Their rivals laugh, they don't understand
How Ferrari's gone from a leader to a also-ran

(Chorus)
Ferrari, what have you done?
You're making moves, but none of them are fun
Bad calls, bad races, it's just a mess
You used to be the best, what happened to success?

(Bridge)
The fans are crying out, they want you to win
But you keep making moves that are wearing thin
You're too afraid to change your plan
But if you keep this up, you'll lose your fans

(Chorus)
Ferrari, what have you done?
You're making moves, but none of them are fun
Bad calls, bad races, it's just a mess
You used to be the best, what happened to success?

(Outro)
Ferrari, it's time to change your game
Don't let your legacy fade away in shame
The road ahead may be tough, but you'll make it through
And we'll be cheering loud for you.

It's terrifying that AI can already do such things. How many human skills are soon going to be practically redundant in this world.

[FirstnameLastname]

Write me a ditty about the 1998 season of Esteban Tuero in f1

In 1998, a young driver named Tuero,
Joined the F1 circus, ready to be a hero,
But with limited experience and just 19 years old,
His challenge in the big leagues was quite bold.

Driving for the Minardi team that year,
Esteban showed potential, but luck wasn't near,
With reliability issues and a lack of pace,
He struggled to keep up with the F1 race.

Despite the difficulties, he fought on,
Determined to prove that he belonged,
And in the rain at Monaco, he shone,
Scoring his first point, a moment to be shown.

But as the season progressed, his fortunes waned,
With a few retirements, his tally remained,
And by the end of the year, his F1 journey done,
A promising start, but not the career he'd begun.

Still, for fans of Esteban Tuero,
His 1998 season was one to remember and know,
A driver with talent and potential to grow,
But fate had different plans for his F1 show.

…. Not quite how I remember it. Especially the point scoring at Monaco…

[FirstnameLastname]

Write a story where Lewis Hamilton and Max Verstappen are unable to race, so Toto Wolff and Christian Horner take over driving duties and have an almighty duel on the track that ends in typically dramatic and controversial ending where the FIA end up twisting the result and the fans end up enraged…

Lewis Hamilton and Max Verstappen were both unable to race in the season finale, leaving their respective team principals, Toto Wolff and Christian Horner, to take over driving duties. The excitement was palpable as the two F1 bosses strapped themselves into the cars and prepared to duel it out on the track.

As the lights went out, the roar of the engines filled the air, and Toto and Christian raced neck and neck. The two drivers pushed their cars to the limit, with neither one willing to give an inch. The lead changed hands multiple times, as they battled through every turn and straightaway, both determined to come out on top.

With just a few laps remaining, Toto managed to pull ahead of Christian, but the Red Bull team principal was not about to give up without a fight. He pushed his car to the limit, and on the final lap, he made a daring move, passing Toto with a risky maneuver.

The crowd erupted in cheers as Christian crossed the finish line first, but the excitement was short-lived. The FIA quickly reviewed the footage and declared that Christian's maneuver was illegal, resulting in a penalty and a revised finish order.

The fans were outraged, accusing the FIA of twisting the result to favor Mercedes. Toto and Christian were left to reflect on what could have been, but deep down, they both knew that they had given it their all in a thrilling and controversial race that would go down in F1 history.

(Possible plot for the upcoming F1 movie?)

[noikeee]

Write me a short script to a Drive to Survive episode, except it's about Mario Kart and its characters instead of about Formula 1. Will Buxton can still be the narrator.

 

 

 

Narrator (Will Buxton): "Welcome to the world of Mario Kart. The ultimate test of speed and skill. The drivers here risk everything for a shot at glory."

 

[Cut to a shot of Mario in his kart]

 

Will Buxton: "Mario, the hero of the game. He's the one to beat. With his trusty kart and his iconic hat, Mario is a force to be reckoned with."

 

[Cut to a shot of Luigi in his kart]

 

Will Buxton: "But he's not the only one. Luigi, Mario's brother and eternal rival, is also a formidable opponent. He's got the speed, he's got the skill, and he's not afraid to use it."

 

[Cut to a shot of Princess Peach in her kart]

 

Will Buxton: "And then there's Princess Peach, the queen of the track. She's elegant, she's graceful, and she's faster than you might expect."

 

[Cut to a shot of Bowser in his kart]

 

Will Buxton: "Of course, it wouldn't be Mario Kart without Bowser. The king of the Koopas is a fearsome competitor, and he'll stop at nothing to get ahead."

 

[Cut to a shot of Donkey Kong in his kart]

 

Will Buxton: "And let's not forget Donkey Kong. With his raw power and incredible speed, he's a real force to be reckoned with."

 

[Cut to a shot of the drivers lined up on the grid]

 

Will Buxton: "As the drivers take their positions on the grid, the tension is palpable. Each one knows that they'll need to give everything they've got if they hope to win. It's time for the race to begin."

 

[Cut to a shot of the starting lights]

 

Will Buxton: "And they're off! The drivers blast off the starting line, jostling for position and trying to gain an early advantage."

 

[Cut to a shot of Mario and Luigi racing side by side]

 

Will Buxton: "It's a battle of brothers as Mario and Luigi race side by side. The two are evenly matched, and it's anyone's guess who will come out on top."

 

[Cut to a shot of Bowser using a power-up to gain an advantage]

 

Will Buxton: "But wait! Bowser has just used a power-up to gain an advantage. He's now in the lead, and the other drivers will have to work hard to catch up."

 

[Cut to a shot of Princess Peach using a power-up to overtake Donkey Kong]

 

Will Buxton: "And look at that! Princess Peach has just used a power-up to overtake Donkey Kong. She's now in third place and closing in on the leaders."

 

[Cut to a shot of a blue shell hurtling towards the front of the pack]

 

Will Buxton: "And here comes the blue shell! It's the ultimate equalizer, capable of taking out anyone in its path."

 

[Cut to a shot of Bowser being hit by the blue shell]

 

Will Buxton: "Oh no! Bowser has been hit by the blue shell, and he's been knocked off the track. This is a huge blow to his championship hopes."

 

[Cut to a shot of Mario and Luigi battling for the lead]

 

Will Buxton: "It's down to the brothers now. Mario and Luigi are neck and neck, and it's impossible to tell who will come out on top."

 

[Cut to a shot of the finish line]

 

Will Buxton: "And it's... Mario! He's done it! He's won the race by just a hair's breadth. What a thrilling contest

[noikeee]

Narrator (Will Buxton): "Welcome back to Mario Kart, where off-track drama and politics can be just as intense as the on-track battles. Today, rumors are flying about one of the top drivers, who is said to be secretly plotting a move to a rival team."

 

[Cut to a shot of Mario in his kart, looking troubled]

 

Will Buxton: "That driver is none other than Mario, the current champion of the circuit. But while he's been dominating on the track, his relationship with his current team has been growing increasingly strained."

 

[Cut to a shot of Bowser, the head of Mario's team, looking angry]

 

Will Buxton: "Bowser, the team boss, has been putting pressure on Mario to sign a new contract, but the Italian plumber is reportedly unhappy with the terms on offer. And now, rumors are swirling that he's in talks with Bowser's arch-rival, Donkey Kong."

 

[Cut to a shot of Donkey Kong in his kart, looking pleased with himself]

 

Will Buxton: "Donkey Kong, the head of his own team, is said to be very interested in signing Mario. He sees the Italian as a key piece in his bid to topple Bowser's dominance of the circuit."

 

[Cut to a shot of Yoshi, overhearing the rumors]

 

Will Buxton: "But the other drivers are not taking the news lightly. Yoshi, one of Mario's closest friends and allies, is reportedly livid about the rumors. He feels that Mario is betraying the team that helped make him a champion."

 

[Cut to a shot of a tense drivers' meeting]

 

Will Buxton: "The situation has come to a head at a tense drivers' meeting, where the racers are airing their grievances. Mario remains silent, his eyes downcast, as the other drivers argue back and forth about the impact of his potential move."

 

[Cut to a shot of the race]

 

Will Buxton: "As the drivers take to the track for the latest race, the atmosphere is tense. All eyes are on Mario, as the other drivers try to suss out whether he's lost his edge or is still focused on winning, despite the off-track drama."

 

[Cut to a shot of the finish line]

 

Will Buxton: "And it's... Mario! Despite the rumors and distractions, the Italian plumber has managed to keep his head in the game and take the checkered flag. But the question remains: Will he stay with his current team or make the jump to a rival?"

[PlatenGlass]

Which of these jokes about ChatGPT and Fernando Alonso was by ChatGPT do you think?

1. Why did Fernando Alonso ask ChatGPT to help him win the race?

Because ChatGPT is great at predicting outcomes, and Alonso wanted to know if he'd have a "pole position"!

or

2. What did Fernando Alonso say when he tried to use ChatGPT? "GPT engine! GPT! Aargh!"

[Gareth]

All hail our robot overlords!

If the F1 race director directs lapped cars to overtake during a safety car period, must he direct that all of them overtake or can he pick just some of them?

Under the FIA's Sporting Regulations for Formula One, when the safety car is deployed during a race, the race director may choose to allow lapped cars to overtake the safety car and rejoin the back of the pack, also known as unlapping themselves. This is typically done to ensure that the safety car doesn't interfere with the race order and to give the lapped cars a chance to regain a lap on the leaders.

However, if the race director chooses to allow lapped cars to overtake during a safety car period, he must direct that all of them overtake, not just some of them. This is specified in Article 39.13 of the FIA's Sporting Regulations, which states that "any cars that had been lapped by the leader will be allowed to overtake the safety car and rejoin the back of the line of cars behind the safety car."

Therefore, if the race director chooses to allow lapped cars to overtake during a safety car period, he must direct all of the lapped cars to do so, in accordance with the regulations.

If an F1 race director directs lapped cars to overtake during a safety car period, should the safety car come in at the end of that lap or the end of the next lap?

the F1 race director directs lapped cars to overtake during a safety car period, the safety car should come in at the end of the next lap after the lapped cars have completed their overtaking maneuver. This is in accordance with Article 39.13 of the FIA's Sporting Regulations for Formula One.

The regulation states that "any cars that have been lapped by the leader will be allowed to overtake the safety car and rejoin the back of the line of cars behind the safety car." Once the lapped cars have completed their overtaking maneuver, the safety car should then stay out on track for one more lap, giving the race director time to ensure that the track is clear and that the correct safety measures are in place.

After this additional lap, the safety car should return to the pits at the end of that lap, and the race should be resumed with a standing start or a rolling start, depending on the circumstances.

In summary, if the F1 race director directs lapped cars to overtake during a safety car period, the safety car should come in at the end of the next lap after the lapped cars have completed their overtaking maneuver. This is in accordance with Article 39.13 of the FIA's Sporting Regulations.

[Myrvold]

Tell me a joke about Damon Hill.

Here's a joke about Damon Hill:
Why did Damon Hill always bring a ladder to the races?
Because he wanted to have a step up from being a second-tier driver!

Guess he should've gotten a scotch egg before every race

Edited by Myrvold, 21 February 2023 - 09:07.

[as65p]

If the F1 race director directs lapped cars to overtake during a safety car period, must he direct that all of them overtake or can he pick just some of them?

If an F1 race director directs lapped cars to overtake during a safety car period, should the safety car come in at the end of that lap or the end of the next lap?

"The north remembers", eh? 

[Taxi]

Ask for a chord progression for that ferrari song and I'll fu**ing sing it.

[Teleriel]

As ChatGPT struggles with any info post-2021, take with a grain of salt, but I asked it:

"Please create a new formula one team with drivers from outside F1 (one who is experienced, between 28-33, and who has won championships in an international series, and the other who is a rookie with a good Junior career). The team must also have an engine manufacturer (and please explain why you chose the one you did), a main sponsor (and please explain why), a team principle (explain this too), and finally a car name (explain this too)"

 

The full answer:

 

Sure, here's my suggestion for a new Formula One team:

 

Team Name: Velocity Racing

 

Drivers:

 

Experienced Driver: Sébastien Buemi - a 33-year-old Swiss driver who won the 2015 FIA World Endurance Championship and has been racing in the FIA Formula E Championship since 2014. He also has prior experience in Formula One, having competed with Scuderia Toro Rosso from 2009 to 2011.

 

Rookie Driver: Oscar Piastri - a 20-year-old Australian driver who won the 2020 FIA Formula 3 Championship and is set to compete in the FIA Formula 2 Championship in 2021.

Engine Manufacturer: Mercedes-Benz - Mercedes has been the dominant engine manufacturer in Formula One in recent years, winning seven consecutive Constructors' Championships from 2014 to 2020. Choosing Mercedes as the engine supplier would give Velocity Racing a competitive advantage on the grid.

 

Main Sponsor: Red Bull - Red Bull has a long-standing history in Formula One, having owned and operated their own team from 2005 to 2020. As a main sponsor of Velocity Racing, Red Bull would bring both financial support and technical expertise to the team.

 

Team Principal: Ross Brawn - Ross Brawn is a highly experienced and successful team principal in Formula One, having led several teams to championships over the years. Brawn's expertise and leadership would be invaluable to a new team like Velocity Racing.

 

Car Name: Velocity VR1 - The name Velocity represents the team's desire to be fast and competitive, while VR1 stands for "Velocity Racing 1". The name is both simple and memorable, making it easy for fans to get behind the team.

 

Overall, this team would be a strong addition to the Formula One grid, with a winning combination of experienced and rookie talent, a top-tier engine supplier, a respected team principal, and a prominent main sponsor.

 

I probably ought to have asked it not to include current sponsors too for sake of variety, but it's curious and sort of fun to see what it comes up with. 

[Gareth]

Moderately Excited (by ChatGPT)

 

(Verse 1)

I can feel the buzz, the adrenaline rush

The engines roaring, the flags a-blush

The F1 season's almost here

And my moderate excitement's crystal clear

 

(Chorus)

It's the F1 season, can you feel it too?

Moderately excited, like me and you

The speed, the thrill, the competition's on

Let's get ready to race, and let's sing this song

 

(Verse 2)

We've got the legends, the newbies too

The tracks are set, for the elite few

Will it be Hamilton, or Verstappen's year?

We'll find out soon, and we'll all cheer

 

(Chorus)

It's the F1 season, can you feel it too?

Moderately excited, like me and you

The speed, the thrill, the competition's on

Let's get ready to race, and let's sing this song

 

(Bridge)

The lights go out, the race begins

The smell of fuel, the crowd that sings

It's a moment we'll all share

The F1 season's here, and we're aware

 

(Chorus)

It's the F1 season, can you feel it too?

Moderately excited, like me and you

The speed, the thrill, the competition's on

Let's get ready to race, and let's sing this song

 

(Outro)

So let's enjoy this season, with our moderate pace

And let's savor the moment, in this F1 race.

[JimmyClark]

I asked it to create a perfect 16-race F1 calendar.

It's quite unforgivable that it forgets Interlagos and Suzuka but has Abu Dhabi...

Name the perfect 16 race F1 calendar

Creating the perfect 16 race F1 calendar is a subjective task that can depend on various factors such as driver preferences, fan expectations, and logistical considerations. However, based on the current state of the sport, its history, and fan preferences, here's one possible version of a perfect 16 race F1 calendar:

Australia - Melbourne
Bahrain - Sakhir
China - Shanghai
Netherlands - Zandvoort
Spain - Barcelona
Monaco - Monte Carlo
Azerbaijan - Baku
Canada - Montreal
France - Paul Ricard
Austria - Red Bull Ring
Great Britain - Silverstone
Hungary - Hungaroring
Belgium - Spa-Francorchamps
Italy - Monza
Singapore - Marina Bay
Abu Dhabi - Yas Marina
This calendar includes a mix of traditional circuits with modern tracks, and features a good balance of high-speed, technical, and street circuits. It also includes races across different continents, providing a variety of locations for fans to travel to.

Of course, this is just one version of a perfect 16 race F1 calendar and different fans or stakeholders may have different opinions on what makes a perfect calendar.

[noikeee]

I'd watch this championship. Bit harsh on Alesi, though.
 

Sure, here is a revised list of the slowest teams and drivers of all time in Formula 1, with each of the 13 teams having two unique drivers:
 
Life Racing Engines
Bruno Giacomelli
Gary Brabham
 
Andrea Moda Formula
Perry McCarthy
Roberto Moreno
 
MasterCard Lola
Vincenzo Sospiri
Ricardo Rosset
 
Simtek
Andrea Montermini
Taki Inoue
 
Forti Corse
Luca Badoer
Pedro Diniz
 
Pacific Racing
Bertrand Gachot
Giovanni Lavaggi
 
HRT F1 Team
Karun Chandhok
Narain Karthikeyan
 
Super Aguri
Takuma Sato
Yuji Ide
 
Caterham F1
Giedo van der Garde
Marcus Ericsson
 
Manor Racing
Roberto Merhi
Alexander Rossi
 
Prost Grand Prix
Gaston Mazzacane
Jean Alesi
 
Arrows
Jos Verstappen
Enrique Bernoldi
 
Minardi
Esteban Tuero
Marc Gene
 
Please note that this list is still subjective and open to interpretation, and there are likely other teams and drivers who could be included in such a list.

I also told him to let this grid run a race in Monaco and tell me the results and Chandhok wins for HRT! 

Edited by noikeee, 21 February 2023 - 16:50.

[noikeee]

Here's a hypothetical race calendar featuring 20 of the best motorsport circuits for a Formula 1 race. All of these tracks have never hosted a Formula 1 race before.

Laguna Seca - WeatherTech Raceway Laguna Seca, USA
Mount Panorama Circuit - Mount Panorama, Australia
Road Atlanta - Michelin Raceway Road Atlanta, USA
Circuit de la Sarthe - 24 Hours of Le Mans, France
Sepang International Circuit - Sepang, Malaysia
Circuit of the Americas - Austin, USA
Baku City Circuit - Baku, Azerbaijan
Circuit Gilles Villeneuve - Montreal, Canada
Suzuka Circuit - Suzuka, Japan
Autódromo José Carlos Pace - Interlagos, Brazil
Red Bull Ring - Spielberg, Austria
Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps - Spa, Belgium
Mugello Circuit - Mugello, Italy
Dubai Autodrome - Dubai, UAE
Silverstone Circuit - Silverstone, UK
Circuit Paul Ricard - Le Castellet, France
Fuji Speedway - Oyama, Japan
Circuit Zandvoort - Zandvoort, Netherlands
Autodromo Nazionale di Monza - Monza, Italy
Phillip Island Circuit - Phillip Island, Australia

Sorry ChatGPT but you're full of **** mate. This list started well, but then...

[midgrid]

Sorry everyone, you've all been replaced by AI:
 

RacingFan1990

Hey every1, I wanted to start a discussion on who the gretest F1 driver of all time is. Personally, I think it's Michael Schumacher. Wat do u guys think?

HamiltonFan

Ur kidding, right? Lewis Hamilton is cleary the gretest. He's got 7 world championships and has brok almost every record there is.

VettelFan

I dunno, guys. Sebastian Vettel has won 4 championships and has had some incredable seasons. He's defintly up there with the all-time greats.

SennaForever

Gilles Villeneuve, hands down. No1 drove with as much passion and agression as he did. The gretest driver F1 has evr seen.

KimiFan

Kimi Raikkonen deserves a mention here. He's won a champinship, and his pure driving skill and ability to stay calm under presure is unmatched.

ProstFan

Alain Prost, anyone? He's got 4 championships, and he was known for his technical abilty and strategic driving. Plus, his battles with Senna were some of the best F1 has ever seen.

SchumiFan

I'm with RacingFan1990 on this one. Schumacher is the gretest of all time. His 7 championships and 91 wins speak for themselves. Plus, he completly changed the game with his dedication to physical fitness and technical innovation.

SennaForever

@SchumiFan, I respectfully dissagree. Schumacher had his share of controversies, and his win-at-all-costs mentality was not always in the spirit of the sport. Gilles Villeneuve drove with heart and soul, and that's what F1 is all about.

HamiltonFan

@SennaForever, u can't be serious. Villeneuve was a great driver, but he only won 6 races in his entire career. Hamilton has won 98 races and counting. That kind of dominance is wat makes him the gretest.

ProstFan

@HamiltonFan, I think ur missing the point. The number of wins and championships is certainly important, but it's not the only factor. There's something to be said for a driver's style, their impact on the sport, and their ability to handle adversity.

KimiFan

@ProstFan, I agree. It's hard to compare drivers across different eras and different cars. Each driver has their own unique strenghts and weaknesses.

VettelFan

@KimiFan, that's true, but I still think Vettel is the gretest of all time. He won 4 championships in a row, and he did it with style and flair.

RacingFan1990

@VettelFan, I can see where ur coming from, but I still think Schumacher has the edge. He was a dominant force in F1 for over a decade, and he had a lasting impact on the sport.

[PlatenGlass]

Welcome, race fans, to the Monaco Horse Grand Prix! It's a beautiful day here in Monte Carlo, and the horses and jockeys are ready to give it their all on this legendary street circuit. I'm Murray Walker, and I'm thrilled to be here calling the action.

As the horses take their positions on the starting grid, we see Damon Hill among them, saddled up and ready to race. It's his first time jockeying a horse, but he's a seasoned competitor, and I'm sure he'll be giving it his best shot.

And they're off! The horses charge down the straight, with Hill getting a good start from the back of the grid. The jockeys are jostling for position as they approach the tight first corner, and Hill makes a daring move to the inside, passing several horses.

He's really showing his skills out there, and he's not afraid to take risks. As they round the hairpin at Casino Square, Hill is still in the mix, right behind the leaders. The crowd is on their feet, cheering him on.

But wait, there's trouble at Mirabeau! One of the horses has gone down, and there's a pile-up behind it. It's chaos out there, and Hill is caught up in the melee. But he's not giving up, he's pushing through the crowd, and he's back on track!

As the horses approach the tunnel, Hill is in a strong position, and he's not letting up. He's really putting the pressure on the other jockeys, and they're feeling it. The horses emerge into the daylight, and Hill is still in the mix, pushing hard.

But it's the final straight, and the horses are giving it their all. Hill is right up there with the leaders, and it's anyone's race! They're neck and neck as they approach the finish line, and it's too close to call!

And the winner is... Damon Hill! He's done it! What a tremendous performance from the former F1 champion. He's conquered the Monaco Horse Grand Prix, and he's done it in style!

What a race, what a day! We've seen some incredible horsemanship out there, and Damon Hill has shown that he's not just a master behind the wheel of a car, he's a master on the back of a horse. Thanks for joining us, and we'll see you next year for another thrilling edition of the Monaco Horse Grand Prix!

[F1 Mike]

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Welcome, race fans, to the Monaco Horse Grand Prix! It's a beautiful day here in Monte Carlo, and the horses and jockeys are ready to give it their all on this legendary street circuit. I'm Murray Walker, and I'm thrilled to be here calling the action.[/font][font='Söhne']
As the horses take their positions on the starting grid, we see Damon Hill among them, saddled up and ready to race. It's his first time jockeying a horse, but he's a seasoned competitor, and I'm sure he'll be giving it his best shot.[/font][font='Söhne']
And they're off! The horses charge down the straight, with Hill getting a good start from the back of the grid. The jockeys are jostling for position as they approach the tight first corner, and Hill makes a daring move to the inside, passing several horses.[/font][font='Söhne']
He's really showing his skills out there, and he's not afraid to take risks. As they round the hairpin at Casino Square, Hill is still in the mix, right behind the leaders. The crowd is on their feet, cheering him on.[/font][font='Söhne']
But wait, there's trouble at Mirabeau! One of the horses has gone down, and there's a pile-up behind it. It's chaos out there, and Hill is caught up in the melee. But he's not giving up, he's pushing through the crowd, and he's back on track![/font][font='Söhne']
As the horses approach the tunnel, Hill is in a strong position, and he's not letting up. He's really putting the pressure on the other jockeys, and they're feeling it. The horses emerge into the daylight, and Hill is still in the mix, pushing hard.[/font][font='Söhne']
But it's the final straight, and the horses are giving it their all. Hill is right up there with the leaders, and it's anyone's race! They're neck and neck as they approach the finish line, and it's too close to call![/font][font='Söhne']
And the winner is... Damon Hill! He's done it! What a tremendous performance from the former F1 champion. He's conquered the Monaco Horse Grand Prix, and he's done it in style![/font][font='Söhne']
What a race, what a day! We've seen some incredible horsemanship out there, and Damon Hill has shown that he's not just a master behind the wheel of a car, he's a master on the back of a horse. Thanks for joining us, and we'll see you next year for another thrilling edition of the Monaco Horse Grand Prix![/font]

Sounds worse than 'Driven' ...

[JimmyClark]

Give me an imagined script of a Netflix Drive To Survive episode when Ron Dennis is blackmailed by Fernando Alonso in 2007

[Opening scene: a recap of the 2007 Formula One season so far, with particular focus on the intense rivalry between McLaren teammates Fernando Alonso and Lewis Hamilton.]

[Cut to an interview with McLaren team principal Ron Dennis, who is looking tense and agitated.]

Ron Dennis: It's been a challenging year for us at McLaren. The competition has been fierce, and the rivalry between Fernando and Lewis has been difficult to manage. But I have faith in our team, and I believe that we can come out on top.

[Cut to a flashback of the 2007 Hungarian Grand Prix, where Alonso was accused of blocking Hamilton in the pit lane during qualifying.]

Ron Dennis: The incident in Hungary was a difficult moment for us. We had to make a decision about how to handle it, and ultimately we decided to penalize Fernando. It wasn't an easy decision, but I stand by it.

[Cut to an interview with Fernando Alonso, who is looking smug and self-satisfied.]

Fernando Alonso: Ron Dennis is a smart man, but he made a mistake. He underestimated me, and he thought he could control me. But he was wrong.

[Cut to a flashback of Alonso meeting with a shadowy figure in a dimly-lit car park.]

Shadowy Figure: We have the evidence you need to destroy Ron Dennis and McLaren. Are you ready to use it?

Alonso: Yes. It's time for them to pay for what they've done.

[Cut to a meeting between Alonso and Dennis, which is being secretly recorded by Alonso's accomplices.]

Alonso: Ron, I have some information that you might find interesting.

Dennis: What is it?

Alonso: It's about Lewis. He's been stealing our data and sharing it with his dad.

Dennis: That's a serious accusation, Fernando. Do you have any proof?

Alonso: I don't need proof, Ron. I have a feeling. And I think you should investigate it.

[Dennis looks visibly uncomfortable and suspicious.]

[Cut to an interview with Alonso, who is grinning smugly.]

Alonso: I had Ron Dennis right where I wanted him. He was so desperate to beat me that he was willing to do anything. And I had the power to destroy him.

[Cut to a montage of news headlines about the spy scandal, with voiceovers of pundits speculating about McLaren's future.]

[Closing scene: Dennis is sitting alone in his office, looking defeated and miserable.]

Dennis: It's been a difficult year for us. But I still believe in our team, and I believe that we can come out of this stronger. We just need to stay focused and keep working hard.

[The camera lingers on Dennis's face for a few seconds before fading to black.]

[PlatenGlass]

Guess he should've gotten a scotch egg before every race

 

 

I'm a huge Formula One fan and I love watching the races. I had been looking forward to the British Grand Prix for months, and I was excited to see Damon Hill in action. He's an incredible driver, and I was rooting for him to win.

On the day of the race, I arrived at the track early and settled into my seat. As I watched Damon Hill practice, I could see that he looked a bit down. He wasn't his usual confident self, and I could tell that something was bothering him.

That's when I remembered the scotch egg I had packed for my lunch. It's my favorite snack, and I always bring one with me to the races. I thought that maybe Damon could use a little pick-me-up, so I decided to offer him the scotch egg.

I made my way over to the pit lane and waited for Damon to finish his practice session. When he got out of his car, I approached him and offered him the scotch egg. He looked a bit surprised, but he took it and thanked me.

As Damon took a bite of the scotch egg, I could see the energy start to flow back into him. It was like he had been given a jolt of electricity, and I could see the confidence returning to his face.

I went back to my seat and watched as Damon Hill raced with renewed vigor. He was focused, determined, and absolutely on fire. And as the race drew to a close, I could see that he was going to win.

When Damon Hill crossed the finish line first, I was over the moon. I felt like I had played a small part in his victory, and it was an amazing feeling. After the race, Damon came over to thank me for the scotch egg. He said that it had given him the energy he needed to win the race.

From that day forward, Damon always made sure to eat a scotch egg before every race. And I always made sure to bring an extra one, just in case. It's funny how something as simple as a snack can make all the difference in the world.

[FirstnameLastname]

Max Verstappen had always been an ambitious young driver, determined to prove himself as the best in the world. But despite his talent and skill, there was always something missing from his racing - that extra edge that would push him to the top.

One day, while at a racing event, Max was wandering through the paddock when he spotted the legendary Damon Hill munching on a scotch egg. Max had never tried one before, but something about the delicious aroma of the egg and sausage mixture caught his attention.

Without thinking, Max reached out and snatched the scotch egg from Damon's hand. Damon was taken aback, but Max was already sprinting away, munching on the snack as he went.

To his surprise, as soon as he took a bite of the scotch egg, Max felt a rush of energy coursing through his body. Suddenly, he felt more focused and alert than he ever had before. It was as though the scotch egg was the missing piece of the puzzle he'd been searching for.

From that day on, Max made sure to eat a scotch egg immediately before every race. It became his secret weapon, his go-to source of energy and power. And it worked - Max started winning race after race, setting new records and leaving his competitors in the dust.

But there was one side effect of all those scotch eggs - a rather unfortunate one. As the mechanics worked on his car, they noticed a distinct smell in the air. It seemed that all those scotch eggs were causing some... gastric distress for poor Max.

Soon, the mechanics had given him a new nickname - Max Vergassen, a play on the Dutch word for "to gas". But despite the embarrassment, Max didn't care. He was winning, and he knew that the scotch eggs were the reason why.

Years later, as he looked back on his racing career, Max smiled at the memory of those scotch eggs. They may have caused some unpleasant side effects, but they had also helped him achieve his dreams and become one of the greatest drivers of all time.

[PlatenGlass]

I asked it to create a perfect 16-race F1 calendar.

It's quite unforgivable that it forgets Interlagos and Suzuka but has Abu Dhabi...
 

I got a different set. Suzuka but still no Interlagos.

 

 

Certainly! Here's the ultimate classic F1 calendar with 16 of the finest circuits in its history:

1. Monaco Grand Prix - Circuit de Monaco
2. British Grand Prix - Silverstone Circuit
3. Italian Grand Prix - Autodromo Nazionale Monza
4. German Grand Prix - Nurburgring Nordschleife
5. Belgian Grand Prix - Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps
6. French Grand Prix - Circuit Paul Ricard
7. Austrian Grand Prix - Osterreichring
8. Hungarian Grand Prix - Hungaroring
9. Canadian Grand Prix - Circuit Gilles Villeneuve
10. Australian Grand Prix - Adelaide Street Circuit
11. Japanese Grand Prix - Suzuka Circuit
12. United States Grand Prix - Watkins Glen International
13. Mexican Grand Prix - Autodromo Hermanos Rodriguez
14. South African Grand Prix - Kyalami Racing Circuit
15. Argentine Grand Prix - Autodromo Juan y Oscar Galvez
16. Spanish Grand Prix - Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya

These circuits were chosen for their rich history, technical challenges, and iconic status in the world of Formula One racing. From the narrow streets of Monaco to the high-speed straights of Monza, each circuit presents a unique set of challenges for drivers and teams alike. The addition of classic circuits like the Nurburgring Nordschleife and Watkins Glen International adds an element of danger and excitement to the calendar, while the more modern tracks like the Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya provide a showcase for the latest technological innovations in F1 racing. Overall, this calendar represents the best of F1's past and present, and promises to provide an unforgettable racing experience for fans and drivers alike.

[PlatenGlass]

 

Tell me a joke about Damon Hill.

 

 

 

Here's a joke about Damon Hill:

Why did Damon Hill always bring a ladder to the races?

Because he wanted to have a step up from being a second-tier driver!

 

 

Its latest effort wasn't quite the same:

 

 

Why did Damon Hill refuse to eat his cereal with milk? Because he didn't want to have any lactose on his Williams!

 

 

Can you explain?

 

Sure, I can explain the joke!

 

Damon Hill is a former British racing driver who was part of the Williams Formula One team. The joke plays on the word "Williams", which is the name of the team Hill raced for, and sounds similar to "will lessen". In this context, "lactose" is a reference to the sugar found in milk. So the joke is a play on words - Damon Hill didn't want any lactose (less 'tose) on his Williams (will lessen), suggesting that he wanted to avoid any kind of weight reduction on his race car that would make it slower.

[Collombin]

So having put Doug Nye out of work, it's now effectively ended Peter Kay's career too?

[Seppi_0_917PA]

So having put Doug Nye out of work...

Ha, I've been wondering if ChatGPT could write BRM Vol 4 for us?

[Risil]

Sure, here's a joke for you:

Why did the tire cross the road during the 1997 European Grand Prix?

To get to the other side of the track!

This joke plays on the famous incident that occurred during the 1997 European Grand Prix, where Jacques Villeneuve's front right tire came off his Williams car and bounced across the track, narrowly missing Michael Schumacher's Ferrari.

The punchline of the joke is a play on the classic "why did the chicken cross the road?" joke, but in this case, the tire is the one crossing the road (or track, in this case).

Overall, the joke is a lighthearted play on a memorable moment from the 1997 European Grand Prix, and it relies on the audience's familiarity with the incident to land the punchline.

 

A memorable moment indeed!

[Rediscoveryx]

Chat GPT playing it safe:

Which contemporary F1 driver would likely be best suited to race in the 1980’s turbo era?

There are a number of contemporary Formula 1 drivers who might be well-suited to racing in the 1980s turbo era, but one that comes to mind is Max Verstappen. Verstappen is known for his aggressive driving style and willingness to take risks, which could serve him well in an era where drivers had to rely on skill and courage to tame the powerful and unpredictable turbocharged engines. He has also demonstrated an ability to adapt quickly to new cars and technologies, which would be essential in an era where technology was rapidly evolving.

Another driver who might excel in the 1980s turbo era is Lewis Hamilton. Hamilton is known for his smooth and precise driving style, as well as his ability to maintain focus and consistency over long races. These qualities could be valuable in an era where reliability was a major concern and races could be won or lost through careful management of the car and tires.

Of course, it's impossible to say for certain how any contemporary driver would fare in the 1980s turbo era, as the cars and conditions were vastly different from those of today. However, drivers like Verstappen and Hamilton have demonstrated a range of skills and qualities that suggest they would be competitive in any era of Formula 1 racing.

[NewMrMe]

Seeing other people were asking it to generate calendars I asked it to create a 16 race calendar using real circuits not used by Formula One. It got a couple wrong but has come up with some interesting races.

 

1. South African Grand Prix - Kyalami Grand Prix Circuit, South Africa
2. Finnish Grand Prix - Ahvenisto Circuit, Finland
3. Irish Grand Prix - Mondello Park, Ireland
4. Dutch Grand Prix - Circuit Park Zandvoort, Netherlands
5. Portuguese Grand Prix - Autódromo Internacional do Algarve, Portugal
6. Argentine Grand Prix - Autódromo Juan y Oscar Gálvez, Argentina
7. Chinese Grand Prix - Shanghai International Circuit, China
8. Mexican Grand Prix - Autódromo Hermanos Rodríguez, Mexico
9. Thai Grand Prix - Chang International Circuit, Thailand
10. Swiss Grand Prix - Circuit Bremgarten, Switzerland
11. Canadian Grand Prix - Circuit Mont-Tremblant, Canada
12. Romanian Grand Prix - Transfăgărășan Highway, Romania
13. Australian Grand Prix - Mount Panorama Circuit, Australia
14. Indian Grand Prix - Buddh International Circuit, India
15. Norwegian Grand Prix - Arctic Circle Raceway, Norway
16. Scottish Grand Prix - Knockhill Racing Circuit, Scotland

[Rediscoveryx]

Bremgarten would be epic.

[jAnO76]

Write an essay as Alexander Albon on your career. 

 

As a former Formula 1 driver, my career had its ups and downs, but it was an incredible journey that taught me many valuable lessons about resilience and mental strength. My name is Alex Albon, and I want to share my story with you.

My career in Formula 1 started in 2019 with Toro Rosso. I had been racing in various categories for years, but F1 was always the ultimate goal. Finally, I got my chance, and I was determined to make the most of it. Throughout that season, I learned a lot and managed to score some good results, including a P5 finish in the Japanese Grand Prix.

My performance caught the eye of Red Bull Racing, and I was promoted to their team for the 2020 season. The pressure was high, but I was confident that I could deliver. However, the season started poorly, and I struggled to keep up with my teammate Max Verstappen. It took me some time to adapt to the car and the team, but eventually, I started to show some promising signs. I even scored my first podium finish in Mugello, Italy.

But then, things took a turn for the worse. I had a few incidents on track that cost me valuable points, and my performance started to decline. Red Bull management decided to bring in Sergio Perez for the 2021 season, and I was left without a seat in Formula 1.

Being dropped by Red Bull was a tough blow for me. I had invested so much time and effort into my career, and it was hard to accept that I wasn't good enough. But I knew that I couldn't give up. I had to keep fighting and prove to myself and others that I still had what it takes.

That's when Williams Racing came along. They offered me a seat for the 2022 season, and I was determined to make the most of this opportunity. Williams is a legendary team, and I knew that they had been struggling in recent years. But I also knew that I could help them turn things around.

The mental strength required to bounce back from setbacks in Formula 1 is immense. You have to deal with constant pressure and criticism from the media, fans, and your team. You have to be able to put mistakes behind you and focus on the next race. And you have to believe in yourself even when others don't.

I'm proud of how I handled the challenges that came my way in my Formula 1 career. I'm proud of the progress I made, and I'm grateful for the opportunities I had. I'm also proud of how I'm doing at Williams. We're still a long way from where we want to be, but we're making progress, and I'm confident that we can achieve great things together.

In conclusion, being a Formula 1 driver requires not only physical strength but also mental fortitude. You have to be able to handle pressure, setbacks, and criticism with grace and determination. My journey has been a rollercoaster ride, but I wouldn't have it any other way. I've learned so much, and I'm excited to see where my career takes me next.

Edited by jAnO76, 12 March 2023 - 10:54.

[F1Frog]

I asked it to tell me about some of Tazio Nuvolari's greatest achievements and was told this:

 

1. 1932 Targa Florio: Nuvolari was driving a Alfa Romeo against the dominant Mercedes team. He was leading the race when his car broke down. Instead of giving up, he decided to continue on foot, running through the mountains to get to the next checkpoint. When he arrived, he convinced a local farmer to lend him his bicycle, and he continued the race, eventually catching up to the leaders and winning the race.

Somehow, I am sceptical 

[Risil]

Hahaha

[Sterzo]

I asked it to tell me about some of Tazio Nuvolari's greatest achievements and was told this:

 

1. 1932 Targa Florio: Nuvolari was driving a Alfa Romeo against the dominant Mercedes team. He was leading the race when his car broke down. Instead of giving up, he decided to continue on foot, running through the mountains to get to the next checkpoint. When he arrived, he convinced a local farmer to lend him his bicycle, and he continued the race, eventually catching up to the leaders and winning the race.

Somehow, I am sceptical 

Wonderful. Reminds me of a salesman back in the seventies who saw me glaze over when he tried to talk cricket, and asked what sport I followed. He then asked if I knew the story of Stirling Moss in an "Orstin Healey" overtaking all the Ferraris to win the 1955 Mille Miglia. I was able to say quite honestly, "No, I didn't know that."

[HistoryFan]

could ChatGTP answer this question?

 

https://forums.autos...s-former-years/

[MKSixer]

 

As ChatGPT struggles with any info post-2021, take with a grain of salt, but I asked it:

"Please create a new formula one team with drivers from outside F1 (one who is experienced, between 28-33, and who has won championships in an international series, and the other who is a rookie with a good Junior career). The team must also have an engine manufacturer (and please explain why you chose the one you did), a main sponsor (and please explain why), a team principle (explain this too), and finally a car name (explain this too)"

 

The full answer:

 

Sure, here's my suggestion for a new Formula One team:

 

Team Name: Velocity Racing

 

Drivers:

 

Experienced Driver: Sébastien Buemi - a 33-year-old Swiss driver who won the 2015 FIA World Endurance Championship and has been racing in the FIA Formula E Championship since 2014. He also has prior experience in Formula One, having competed with Scuderia Toro Rosso from 2009 to 2011.

 

Rookie Driver: Oscar Piastri - a 20-year-old Australian driver who won the 2020 FIA Formula 3 Championship and is set to compete in the FIA Formula 2 Championship in 2021.

Engine Manufacturer: Mercedes-Benz - Mercedes has been the dominant engine manufacturer in Formula One in recent years, winning seven consecutive Constructors' Championships from 2014 to 2020. Choosing Mercedes as the engine supplier would give Velocity Racing a competitive advantage on the grid.

 

Main Sponsor: Red Bull - Red Bull has a long-standing history in Formula One, having owned and operated their own team from 2005 to 2020. As a main sponsor of Velocity Racing, Red Bull would bring both financial support and technical expertise to the team.

 

Team Principal: Ross Brawn - Ross Brawn is a highly experienced and successful team principal in Formula One, having led several teams to championships over the years. Brawn's expertise and leadership would be invaluable to a new team like Velocity Racing.

 

Car Name: Velocity VR1 - The name Velocity represents the team's desire to be fast and competitive, while VR1 stands for "Velocity Racing 1". The name is both simple and memorable, making it easy for fans to get behind the team.

 

Overall, this team would be a strong addition to the Formula One grid, with a winning combination of experienced and rookie talent, a top-tier engine supplier, a respected team principal, and a prominent main sponsor.

 

I probably ought to have asked it not to include current sponsors too for sake of variety, but it's curious and sort of fun to see what it comes up with. 

 

It really should have selected Ross Brown as the TP.  Other than that...not too bad.

Edit:  Said team should be based in Croydon.

Edited by MKSixer, 12 March 2023 - 13:12.

[F1Frog]

I asked it to tell me about some of Tazio Nuvolari's greatest achievements and was told this:

 

1. 1932 Targa Florio: Nuvolari was driving a Alfa Romeo against the dominant Mercedes team. He was leading the race when his car broke down. Instead of giving up, he decided to continue on foot, running through the mountains to get to the next checkpoint. When he arrived, he convinced a local farmer to lend him his bicycle, and he continued the race, eventually catching up to the leaders and winning the race.

Somehow, I am sceptical 

 

 

Wonderful. Reminds me of a salesman back in the seventies who saw me glaze over when he tried to talk cricket, and asked what sport I followed. He then asked if I knew the story of Stirling Moss in an "Orstin Healey" overtaking all the Ferraris to win the 1955 Mille Miglia. I was able to say quite honestly, "No, I didn't know that."

 

 

To be fair, in both of these cases, if it was going to be anybody who had done this it would be Tazio Nuvolari and Stirling Moss respectively.

[Arska]

I asked it to write a Lana Del Rey song about Ferrari's strategy. It didn't disappoint.


(Verse 1)
Red lights flash, engines roar
Ferrari's making moves, but what for?
Their strategy's off, they're falling behind
And it's like they've left their talent behind

(Chorus)
Ferrari, what have you done?
You're making moves, but none of them are fun
Bad calls, bad races, it's just a mess
You used to be the best, what happened to success?

(Verse 2)
The race is on, but they're losing ground
It's like they're lost and can't be found
Their rivals laugh, they don't understand
How Ferrari's gone from a leader to a also-ran

(Chorus)
Ferrari, what have you done?
You're making moves, but none of them are fun
Bad calls, bad races, it's just a mess
You used to be the best, what happened to success?

(Bridge)
The fans are crying out, they want you to win
But you keep making moves that are wearing thin
You're too afraid to change your plan
But if you keep this up, you'll lose your fans

(Chorus)
Ferrari, what have you done?
You're making moves, but none of them are fun
Bad calls, bad races, it's just a mess
You used to be the best, what happened to success?

(Outro)
Ferrari, it's time to change your game
Don't let your legacy fade away in shame
The road ahead may be tough, but you'll make it through
And we'll be cheering loud for you.

 

This is scary good. Listen to Lanas song Born to Die and adapt these lyrics to it.

[dweller23]

There you have it, I only started using that tool to learn about historical F1 broadcasts but I don't think I will continue using it...

 

 

[redacted]
What Formula 1 races did CBC show on TV in 1970s?

CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) broadcasted some Formula 1 races in the 1970s. The exact races they broadcasted may vary year by year, but some of the races they are known to have broadcasted include:

    1973 Canadian Grand Prix
    1974 Canadian Grand Prix
    1975 Canadian Grand Prix
    1976 Canadian Grand Prix
    1977 Canadian Grand Prix

It's possible they broadcasted other races as well, but this is what I could find based on available information.
[redacted]
When did the 1975 Canadian Grand Prix happen?

The 1975 Canadian Grand Prix was held on September 21, 1975.
[redacted]
Who won the 1975 Canadian Grand Prix?

The 1975 Canadian Grand Prix was won by Austrian driver, Niki Lauda.
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What car did Niki Lauda drive to win the 1975 Canadian Grand Prix?

Niki Lauda drove a Ferrari 312T to win the 1975 Canadian Grand Prix.
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What was the starting grid of the 1975 Canadian Grand Prix?

Here is the starting grid for the 1975 Canadian Grand Prix:

    Jacques Laffite - Martini-Ford
    Tom Pryce - Shadow-Ford
    Jody Scheckter - Tyrrell-Ford
    Vittorio Brambilla - March-Ford
    James Hunt - Hesketh-Ford
    Clay Regazzoni - Ferrari
    Jean-Pierre Jarier - Shadow-Ford
    Niki Lauda - Ferrari
    Carlos Reutemann - Brabham-Ford
    Emerson Fittipaldi - McLaren-Ford
    Ronnie Peterson - Lotus-Ford
    Mark Donohue - Penske-Ford
    John Watson - Brabham-Ford
    Patrick Depailler - Tyrrell-Ford
    Hans-Joachim Stuck - March-Ford
    Bob Evans - BRM
    Wilson Fittipaldi - Copersucar-Ford
    Brian Henton - Lotus-Ford
    Chris Amon - Ensign-Ford
    Lella Lombardi - March-Ford
    Roelof Wunderink - Ensign-Ford
    Ian Ashley - Token-Ford

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What was the result of Mark Donohue in 1975 Canadian Grand Prix?

Mark Donohue did not compete in the 1975 Canadian Grand Prix.
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But you said Mark Donohue was 12th on the starting grid of 1975 Canadian Grand Prix?

You are correct, I apologize for the error in my previous response. Mark Donohue started the 1975 Canadian Grand Prix in 12th position on the grid. In the race, he retired after 17 laps due to engine failure.
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But you said that the 1975 Canadian Grand Prix was held in September and Mark Donohue died in August 1975

You are correct. I apologize for the confusion in my previous responses. Mark Donohue passed away on August 19, 1975, and therefore he did not participate in the 1975 Canadian Grand Prix which was held on September 7, 1975.
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You previously said that the 1975 Canadian Grand Prix was held on September 21, 1975

I apologize for the confusion, you are correct that the 1975 Canadian Grand Prix was held on September 21, 1975. I must have misspoken earlier. To answer your previous question, Mark Donohue did not compete in the 1975 Canadian Grand Prix as he passed away in August of that year.
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So who was 12th on the starting grid of the 1975 Canadian Grand Prix?

The driver who started 12th on the grid for the 1975 Canadian Grand Prix was Jochen Mass in his McLaren-Ford.
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But I thought there was no Canadian Grand Prix in 1975?

You are correct. I apologize for the confusion earlier. There was no Canadian Grand Prix held in 1975. The next Canadian Grand Prix was held in 1976.
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So where did the starting grid for the 1975 Canadian Grand Prix that you showed earlier come from?

I apologize for the confusion earlier. I made a mistake in my previous response. There was no Canadian Grand Prix in 1975, so there would not have been a starting grid for that race. I do not have any information on where the starting grid that was shown earlier came from, but it is likely to be either a mistake or a typo.

[917k]

I hear C-3PO when I read the above…that, or HAL 9000 slowly losing his mind.

Edited by 917k, 24 March 2023 - 18:35.

[F1 Mike]

Proof above that it's often an absolute load of nonsense. When information is missing it makes a best guess.

In time it will be reliable, but for now - nah forget it

[NewMrMe]

Proof above that it's often an absolute load of nonsense. When information is missing it makes a best guess.

 

 

Sounds like it is perfectly qualified to be a tabloid journalist.

[ANF]

There you have it, I only started using that tool to learn about historical F1 broadcasts but I don't think I will continue using it...

Brilliant, thanks for wasting your time on it!