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[jjcale]

I'm convinced that Nicole Scherzinger's Don't Hold Your Breath is about Lewis.

 

No idea ... I think Ive only ever heard maybe two or three songs she's sung ... of which this is my clear favourite and has to be somehow inspired by being LH's then squeeze 

 

 

Baby Can't Drive (feat. Alice Cooper & Nicole Scherzinger) · Slash · Alice Cooper · Nicole Scherzinger · Steven Adler · Flea

 

All star cast of musicians ....

 

And not a girlfriend, just a fan .... the king of nerd rap - Canibus, paying tribute to the GOAT in his own perplexing style  

 

 

Canibus - Formula Won

Edited by jjcale, 16 May 2023 - 19:50.

[AustinF1]

Oh

https://www.bbc.co.u...wsbeat-65487300

 

 

That has got to be the swiftest break up ever.  

... and I saw another rumor of her dating someone else between the Fernando thing and this one. 

[kumo7]

I bet it was Swift who liked Alonso. It was her one-sided confession about her aspiration. She was just looking at what will happen, if Alonso jumps and dances, call her and so forth.

I am happy Alonso got on the podium instead of sitting on his phone waiting for Swift to call him!

[CSF]

I bet it was Swift who liked Alonso. It was her one-sided confession about her aspiration. She was just looking at what will happen, if Alonso jumps and dances, call her and so forth.

I am happy Alonso got on the podium instead of sitting on his phone waiting for Swift to call him!

 

Call me maybe isn't a Taylor Swift song though innit. 

[Primo]

Now, what I would like to hear is a song that Fernando write for Taylor.

[FirstnameLastname]

Now, what I would like to hear is a song that Fernando write for Taylor.

Would be the best song he’s ever written. One of the toughest writing sessions of his life.

[kumo7]

Call me maybe isn't a Taylor Swift song though innit.

You mean it was written by a ghost writer under commission of Swift?

[Hrco42]

You mean it was written by a ghost writer under commission of Swift?

Call Me Maybe is a song by Carly Rae Jepsen

[kumo7]

Was big hit. She knows her business, and tried to find her way to the paddock.

[eibyyz]

Seems like Taylor has moved on: https://www.eonline....-romance-rumors

[AustinF1]

Yeah ever since the Alonso/Swift rumor, I've been seeing them all the time ... like a every week or two with a new guy rumored to be dating her. 

[FirstnameLastname]

https://www.thesun.c...ndo-alonso/amp/

She’s bitter. Shame, it was probably in the top 5 relationships he’s had in terms of personal performance, but will go unnoticed.

[H0R]

Even german Stern took notice. Mind you, that's the magazine which found the alleged "Hitler Diaries" 

 

https://www.stern.de...--34649206.html

[CSF]

I can't think of a more dull person than Taylor Swift.

[Secretariat]

Hmm. I am sort of glad this was a thing that I was not aware of.

[PayasYouRace]

… Small talk, big love
Act like I don't care what you did
I'm an Aston Martin
That you steered straight into the ditch
Then ran and hid

 

 

She probably dropped the line about the Mercedes-Benz crashing behind...

[ensign14]

Not sure the square brackets are needed in the thread title.

[Acathla]

She probably dropped the line about the Mercedes-Benz crashing behind...

 

Please shake it off.

[PayasYouRace]

I swear I rewrote the lyrics to Style to make them more obviously about Fernando.

I was probably too embarrassed to post them in this thread.

[AustinF1]

Good game Tay Tay and Fernando are playing, keeping so many people wondering what's happened/happening. Fernando is really egging them on on his social media. I seriously doubt they ever dated, and are just having fun with it all.

[FirstnameLastname]

Alonso is the red herring. From the lyrics it’s obvious she was dating Stroll

[PayasYouRace]

The memes are already rolling (Strolling?) in:

https://www.instagra...XB1c3kwMTU4eThn

[kumo7]

Fernando said in public that new Aston contract could only be possible when he drops everything else.
Giving my second thoughts, Alonso is not Aston, neither Lance is, I mean it could only be one…

[Dolph]

Plot twist: Alonso has been dating Swift's song writter.

Edited by Dolph, 23 April 2024 - 06:30.

[PayasYouRace]

Plot twist: Alonso has been dating Swift's song writter.

Can’t tell if you know who that is or not.

[SpeedRacer`]

Driving an Aston into a ditch? Must be about Stroll, surely 

[kosmos]

How is this a thing again? Alonso is not single.

[Stephane]

I guess this thread will be like the croydon one, useless and pointless but a lot of fun. 

[kumo7]

Driving an Aston into a ditch? Must be about Stroll, surely 

 

Well which one? 

[SCUDmissile]

Alonso is great tbf.

A true Sigma

[jonpollak]

Joni Mitchell wrote this about Johnny Rutherford so once again not an original idea from our TayTay.

“He drove a '57 Biscayne-He put it in the ditch
He drunk up all the rest -That son of a bitch
His blood's bad whiskey
I was raised on robbery“

Jp

[garoidb]

 

… Small talk, big love

Act like I don't care what you did
I'm an Aston Martin
That you steered straight into the ditch
Then ran and hid

 

 

She probably dropped the line about the Mercedes-Benz crashing behind...

 

It may be just as well he doesn't drive for Visa Cash App RB 

[jonpollak]

You meant VISHA CRASHAPP
Jp

[Dolph]

Plot twist: Alonso has been dating Swift's song writter.

 

I don't. From your post I gather, its supposedly Swift herself.

[PayasYouRace]

I don't. From your post I gather, its supposedly Swift herself.

She does, rather famously, write her own songs.

[DRSwing]

How is this a thing again? Alonso is not single.

This time round, it’s started by Taylor herself 

[kumo7]

This time round, it’s started by Taylor herself 

 

So why is she leaking the story?  a: 'cause she want a change in the status quo, b: 'cause she wants to laugh about her painful experiences looking back her past, c: cause it is actual, d: 'cause public made huge misunderstandings. 

If in case Taylor likes Laurence Stroll, it could be very interesting... 

[PayasYouRace]

So why is she leaking the story? a: 'cause she want a change in the status quo, b: 'cause she wants to laugh about her painful experiences looking back her past, c: cause it is actual, d: 'cause public made huge misunderstandings.
If in case Taylor likes Laurence Stroll, it could be very interesting...

She’s not leaked anything though.

She wrote a line about an Aston Martin and the collective fandoms are running with it, probably with various levels of seriousness.

[kumo7]

She’s not leaked anything though.

She wrote a line about an Aston Martin and the collective fandoms are running with it, probably with various levels of seriousness.

As Taylor is a super successful business women besides being so popular by being herself,… it makes me think that this acts of hers are pretty much to do with fueling the rumors. Funny as Alonso looked a bit shy when he posed in front of the camera for his SNS fans.

But like anyone’s guess they both are very engaged person with their business and their work field are so much apart. No way doing any secret date unless they meet in between their transits, what a love affair would it be.

As I am not entirely sure about what And how many songs I have Taylor Swift have a song about Fernando Alonso, singing about Aston Martin does not necessarily points to Fernando Alonso. It could be Lance Stroll or Laurence straw for the matter.

Could someone prove how this thread came to identify Fernando Alonso up against all the other who drives Aston Martin?

[loki]

I can't think of a more dull person than Taylor Swift.

Martin Brundle…

[thermonuclear]

Martin Brundle…

 

...loki enters the room and delivers a blow squarely to the Sky pundit's love spuds 

[jonpollak]

Martin Brundle…

Except when he’s on LSD.
https://youtu.be/xdD...6sUqRXHYCLnBGwE

Jp