You might say we're Qatting it fine with this one. That's all I've got! Qatar is a country in the Middle East which is famous for pumping natural gas out of the earth and selling it to boilers and the humans who operate those boilers. They have a poorly-attended MotoGP race and now they have a Formula One race too. I had a look on Wikipedia and apparently they've built grandstand(s) and will be able to accommodate 60,000 people, which is roughly the population of Hereford. The circuit is fast and featureless, which is better than slow and featureless, or slow with some tarmac painted blue and some boats up on breezeblocks. The only interesting thing that ever happened at this circuit was back in 2004 when Sete Gibernau ratted on Valentino Rossi for going out at night with a scooter to lay some rubber down on his grid slot, and Rossi responded by putting an actual curse on Gibernau. Good times! Hopefully the paranormal stays away this weekend.
Practice starts at 2.30pm UK time, and qualifying is on later that day (Friday) at 6pm. Then we have something called a sprint shootout (me neither) and then the real sprint race at 6.30pm on Saturday. Finally the race (remember them!) is on at 6pm.
There is some possibility that Max Verstappen will win the world championship this weekend, so have your orange fireworks and unhelpful comments about how everyone else dropped the ball this year at the ready. If McLaren win instead you can still use the orange fireworks and criticize Mercedes and Ferrari and Sergio Perez, so go nuts.
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