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#1 Zmeej

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Posted 01 December 2023 - 23:11

Now that yet another Mid-Season Epoch is upon us,
 
Hereby propose the Collaborative Writing of the Book/s of the Title of This Thread,
i.e.
The Quasi-Gnostic or whatever Book of Readers’-Racing Comments
 
It shall consist of the Pre-Tanakh (the pre-Readers’ Comments Era) Book,
The Tanakh (concerning the Readers’ Comments Era), aka The Old Testament,
and The New Testament (re the Racing Comments Era), which differs from the Christian thang by being longer than its Tanakh/Old correlative.
 
The aforementioned Books can be renamed/edited/amended/revised/etc. by Collaborators in accordance with their Cosmologies
(Hindu, First Nations of the now-known-as-the Americas Peoples, Confucian, Taoist, Buddhist, Islamic, Newtonian, Planckian, Schrödingerian-Diracic, Heisenbergian, Einsteinian, Agnostic, Atheistic, etc., etc.),
 
but NOT :mad:
 
with a view to creating lethal discord among the various adherents of Systems,
 
rather playfullness, healthy or weird mutations, etc. etc.
 
And so, to Begin somewhere:

Edited by Zmeej, 02 December 2023 - 14:00.


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#2 Zmeej

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Posted 01 December 2023 - 23:12

Genesis
 
Chapter 1
 
Once, within time,
And possibly within Time (if it exists)
There was a Void between F1 racing
And its better (or crazier) class of fans/participants.
 
In some and/or many and/or few ways,
It was kinda similar to the Great Nothingness 
Prior to the Big Bang, as theorized by physicists, 
 
And yet, in other ways,
Not at all.
 
Lo, circa 1994-1995, Paul Kaizar (aka The Creator)
Moveth upon the various surfaces/fields of the Internet, 
And with other co-creators, or perhaps by Himself, 
He focusseth His energy upon its loose photons,
And Atlas F1 sprang into Being.
 
Many of the constituents of these surfaces/fields 
Gathered to sing in unison:
“Hey, That’s Great!!”
And The Creator sez: 
“Glad youse think so.”
 
Chapter 2
 
But they began to sin.
And so The Creator and His Angels quoth as One:
“There have already been goofinesses which shall require
Moderators and Rules,
Which Shall Not Be Infringed"
 
And the Class of Angels
Known as Moderators warned
The Sinning Congregants not to challenge
But obey and go forth, multiply and be witty and informative,
And/or speculative and moderately obstreperous.
 
Chapter 2a*
aka the Book of the Great Schism
 
And, upon beholding a Great Restlessness
Among the Congregants, who pined
To opine about Matters Not-Racingish or like,
The Creator and His Angelic Consorts
In Their Awesome Wisdom
Created The Paddock Club,
Which verily was a Welcome Valve,
And prospered.
 
*** 
 
* Those wishing to contribute to this Book, please do so in...
 
...
 
youse guessed it
 
...
 
The Paddock. :up:
 
 
 
 
Over to youse Collaborators... :wave:

Edited by Zmeej, 02 December 2023 - 13:51.


#3 Zmeej

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Posted 02 December 2023 - 13:40

Oh well, lead balloon. :p



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Posted 02 December 2023 - 13:49

 

Now that yet another Mid-Season Epoch is upon us,
 
Hereby propose the Collaborative Writing of the Book/s of the Title of This Thread,
i.e.
The Quasi-Gnostic or whatever Book of Readers’-Racing Comments
 
It shall consist of the Pre-Tanakh (the pre-Readers’ Comments Era) Book,
The Tanakh (concerning the Readers’ Comments Era), aka The Old Testament,
and The New Testament (re the Racing Comments Era), which differs from the Christian thang by being longer than its Tanakh/Old correlative.
 
The aforementioned Books can be renamed/edited/amended/revised/etc. by Collaborators in accordance with their Cosmologies
(Hindu, First Nations of the now-known-as-the Americas Peoples, Confucian, Taoist, Buddhist, Islamic, Newtonian, Planckian, Schrödingerian-Diracic-, Heisenbergian, Einsteinian, Agnostic, Atheistic, etc., etc.),
 
but NOT :mad:
 
with a view to creating lethal discord among the various adherents of Systems,
 
rather playfullness, healthy or weird mutations, etc. etc.
 
And so, to Begin somewhere:

 

 

I can honestly say I only understood about one sentence of this.  :confused:

 

Can you try explaining again, but preferably in English this time? 



#5 Zmeej

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Posted 02 December 2023 - 13:51

Which sentence did you understand? :wave:



#6 FLB

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Posted 02 December 2023 - 13:54

I can honestly say I only understood about one sentence of this.  :confused:

 

Can you try explaining again, but preferably in English this time? 

It *is* in English, it's just that there should be a caveat 'Theology degree required'  :wave:  :p   ;)



#7 Zmeej

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Posted 02 December 2023 - 13:59

Hmmm. Possibly… :drunk:

 

FWIW, don’t have one, but I do like playing around with this kinda thing…



#8 Zmeej

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Posted 02 December 2023 - 17:06

JHSingo :wave:

 

OK, more simply and clearly:

 

Let's write a history of Racing Comments and what came before them together, from various points of view,

but NOT to revive or foster hostilities and other idiotic behaviour.

 

Also framed it in terms of two Abrahamic religions' Scripture, playfully,

but suggested that the aforementioned "various points of view" should consider themselves invited to freely participate and offer their own versions. :up:


Edited by Zmeej, 02 December 2023 - 17:11.


#9 Zmeej

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Posted 02 December 2023 - 17:20

Oh yeah...

 

FLB :wave:

 

Thank you very kindly for this:

 

It *is* in English, ...   :wave:  :p   ;)

 

:kiss:



#10 Zmeej

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Posted 03 December 2023 - 18:18

Hmmm, more radio silence.

 

OK...

 

Is the problem that

 

a) the thread's title and proposed title of the history is a major turn off?

b) the OP is a major turn-off in general?

c) the OP and post #2 are a major turn-off because of the play with Scripture?

 

Or is it that youse

 

i/ dislike the idea of collaboration?

ii/ dislike the words "collaboration/ors" and would prefer "contribution/ors to" the history"?

iii/ are afraid of history?

iv/ are afraid of the RC's history?

v/ are mindful of the injunction against lethal hostility?

vi/ think this history should be serious, not playful?

vii/ think there should have been a stricter approach and a focus on One True History?

 

Or, far more simply

1. if I want to write a history, I should just go ahead and write one and not hide my laziness behind "collaboration";

2. youse can't be arsed;

3. youse think it's a stupid idea;

4. youse think it would be a waste of time;

 

or, in a more complex fashion,

 

n1) another single reason, not mentioned above;

n2) n other reasons;

n3) n combinations of n numbers of reasons listed above;

n4) n combinations of n other reasons and n numbers of reasons listed above.

 

:wave:


Edited by Zmeej, 03 December 2023 - 18:27.


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Posted 03 December 2023 - 21:36

Hmmm, more radio silence.
 
OK...
 
Is the problem that
 
a) the thread's title and proposed title of the history is a major turn off?
b) the OP is a major turn-off in general?
c) the OP and post #2 are a major turn-off because of the play with Scripture?
 
Or is it that youse
 
i/ dislike the idea of collaboration?
ii/ dislike the words "collaboration/ors" and would prefer "contribution/ors to" the history"?
iii/ are afraid of history?
iv/ are afraid of the RC's history?
v/ are mindful of the injunction against lethal hostility?
vi/ think this history should be serious, not playful?
vii/ think there should have been a stricter approach and a focus on One True History?
 
Or, far more simply
1. if I want to write a history, I should just go ahead and write one and not hide my laziness behind "collaboration";
2. youse can't be arsed;
3. youse think it's a stupid idea;
4. youse think it would be a waste of time;
 
or, in a more complex fashion,
 
n1) another single reason, not mentioned above;
n2) n other reasons;
n3) n combinations of n numbers of reasons listed above;
n4) n combinations of n other reasons and n numbers of reasons listed above.
 
:wave:

(n42)

#12 Zmeej

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Posted 04 December 2023 - 00:22

Very well done. :up: :)