I have been ruminating on my original post for a few days, and want to explain in more detail.
The reason why the commentary offends me so much is because it speaks to the fundamental change in F1 since Liberty took over, which is to prioritise narrative and content over sporting performance.
In the good old days, it felt like sporting performance was the priority. For example, Spain 1996 is remembered for Schumacher's dominance in the rain, not because it was his first win with Ferrari. There are many other examples of this, where the story and celebration was the race itself, not just the outcome.
I felt similar when Sainz won in Australia and particularly Norris in Miami. The result became the story and was blown up to epic proportions, in spite of a fairly dull event. It's the same here: Jacques says Leclerc has "fulfilled his destiny". Give me a break! It is too much.
This is one of the main problems with F1 today, the sport, paddock, media, everyone involved has to pretend that you are watching the best race you've ever seen. When you combine this with the new Gen Z fan culture that is parasocial and hyper-polarised, you have commentators like Jacques basically performing fan service. His monologue was nicely worded and expertly delivered, but I didn't believe a word he said. I felt like he was performing the act of a commentator. Saying what he thought was the right thing, rather than his true feelings. I found it very inauthentic and lacking personality.
The problem with this ethos is that you give yourself no room to breath. To wax lyrical over a non-race puts you in a weak position the next time Leclerc does something actually impressive.
If you had made this criticism about, say Hamilton winning Silverstone in 2021, or Verstappen winning by thirty seconds, or some such, I might have agreed with you.
But you picked literally the three worst examples to complain about because they were special moments.
I mean, I did think the whole Sainz and his appendix thing in Australia was a little overblown. But we were in Melbourne, a known tifosi stronghold, and after Bahrain and Jeddah plenty of people - including, no doubt, yourself - thought we were in for another long season of Verstappen dominance. That it wasn't was a delightful surprise. The fact that Sainz won before Leclerc, when Sainz was the one who lost his seat, helped that. It was exciting. It was special. Sure, the race was a bit processional, but that doesn't make the win any less special.
Norris' win in Miami might have been lucky, but it was still a maiden win for a driver that is generally well-liked, and who had been waiting a long time in comparison to the talent people ascribe to him. He had had to watch every single teammate he had win a race before him, and indeed, plenty of us were accepting that Piastri would win a Grand Prix before him. To overcome all of that and pull out a miracle was still a really special moment. The race wasn't even that boring. If you want to cringe about something, you should probably be cringing at the way Crofty jackhammered the criminal defendant in there.
And as for Leclerc at Monaco, his luck at his home race was horrendous. I would not have been surprised if at some point during the race he clipped a kerb a little too hard and ended up in the wall, or the engine blew. He does have a tragic backstory with it, with his father, with Jules. Of course he was emotional and of course a lot of people were emotional with him. I am not even the biggest Leclerc fan out there, and I was smiling when he came across the line. There's always something nice when a driver overcomes personal adversity to take a popular win. The race doesn't have to be a classic to get a reaction.
At the end of the day, commentators are humans too. Alex Brundle probably spent some time preparing what he would say because he wanted to make sure he expressed what people were feeling properly. And that's not a bad thing. I don't think Croft had properly prepared anything to say when Norris crossed the line in Miami, for example, and if I was a Norris fan I would be quite annoyed that the commentary on that special moment was ruined forever (heck, I am not a Norris fan and I'm annoyed for him).
Like, I don't get it. If Mick Schumacher someday won the German Grand Prix, but the race was a procession, would you be grousing and complaining that everyone was too emotional about it? We watch for the sport, but part of the sport itself is the stories of the drivers.