Alright the only thing worth mentioning from this race (other than Norris finally managing to not ruin another race win opportunity) is that WILLIAMS has staged a COUP on the great LOGAN SARGEANT! They did my boy dirty!!! How dare they!!!! I'm devastated and this will not stand. It is an attack on America!!!!! James Vowles shall feel my wrath in the form of a strongly worded letter!
But enough about that, let's get down to brass tax...
What happened in Zandvoort?
Dutch Race Results:
Wow wow wow wow!!!!! That is a photo finish if I've ever seen one, all over the field!!!! Two ties for third, with fifth place one point back, and four other teams just separated by a single point! Incredible stuff! But let's give out our congratulations! Congratulations to RIP Guenther on the FIRST PLACE FINISH! Congratulations as well to Insomnia on the SECOND PLACE FINISH!! They continue to perform, year after year!!! And finally, congratulations to both Unwelcome Guest 44 and 3D Grand Prix on their THIRD PLACE FINISH!!! Another tie on our podium, this has happened a lot this year!!!!
Dutch GP Pos Team Name Total Points Driver 1 Driver 2 Driver 3 Driver 4 Cons Eng Boss 1 RIP Guenther 725 202 106 53 14 76 212 62 2 Insomnia 713 114 106 110 14 123 206 40 3 Unwelcome Guest 44 663 105 73 110 8 76 196 95 3 3D Grand Prix 663 183 65 14 8 123 208 62 5 Whack-A-Mole 662 202 65 8 29 55 208 95 6 hunzerug 660 153 81 46 9 123 208 40 7 The 2022 Champions 649 130 106 110 8 47 208 40 8 Spy Holdings F1 648 183 106 51 9 63 196 40 9 Scorpion 646 202 38 5 51 47 208 95 10 Jackie Stewarts undercrackers 634 183 65 46 22 44 234 40 11 Sainz, Sealed, Delivered 631 114 75 51 51 49 196 95 12 Insert Dodgy Sponsor Here F1 Team 614 202 65 14 22 47 224 40 13 I'll Fix Ferrari Myself 613 130 65 46 22 47 208 95 14 Rams F1 610 183 65 14 25 55 206 62 15 You Can F1 These Nuts 592 183 81 5 20 44 219 40 16 koshernotra 550 183 18 7 17 44 219 62 17 Masi Motor Racing 544 131 52 51 9 55 206 40 18 weegi an chelsi 524 105 75 8 25 63 208 40
Overall Standings:
We have a new leader!!!!!!!! Will they be able to stay in front????
Overall Standings - Dutch GP Pos Team Name Cumulative Points Gap Position Change 1 RIP Guenther 9207 - up 1 2 Unwelcome Guest 44 9183 24 down 1 3 Insomnia 9133 74 up 1 4 The 2022 Champions 9090 117 down 1 5 Jackie Stewarts undercrackers 8888 319 no change 6 3D Grand Prix 8729 478 no change 7 Rams F1 8620 587 no change 8 Insert Dodgy Sponsor Here F1 Team 8598 609 no change 9 Spy Holdings F1 8547 660 no change 10 hunzerug 8471 736 no change 11 Whack-A-Mole 8348 859 no change 12 You Can F1 These Nuts 8232 975 up 1 13 koshernotra 8192 1015 down 1 14 I'll Fix Ferrari Myself 8158 1049 no change 15 Scorpion 7965 1242 up 2 16 Masi Motor Racing 7942 1265 no change 17 weegi an chelsi 7928 1279 down 2 18 Sainz, Sealed, Delivered 7639 1568 no change
Recent Form Table:
hunzerug with some incredible pace as of late, but these numbers might be a bit wonky as they include the last two races before the summer break. With so many upgrades coming in, we'll see how form shakes up!
Pos Team Name Points Last 3 Races Gap 1 hunzerug 1919 - 2 RIP Guenther 1888 31 3 Insomnia 1863 56 4 weegi an chelsi 1776 143 5 Scorpion 1749 170 6 Whack-A-Mole 1748 171 7 Sainz, Sealed, Delivered 1721 198 8 Masi Motor Racing 1718 201 9 Rams F1 1704 215 10 3D Grand Prix 1692 227 11 Spy Holdings F1 1645 274 12 Jackie Stewarts undercrackers 1633 286 13 The 2022 Champions 1623 296 14 I'll Fix Ferrari Myself 1619 300 15 Unwelcome Guest 44 1613 306 16 koshernotra 1609 310 17 Insert Dodgy Sponsor Here F1 Team 1598 321 18 You Can F1 These Nuts 1534 385
Medal Table:
Congratulations to Jdubbya47 on the GOLD MEDAL!!!! Well done! Congratulations as well to Anderis on the SILVER MEDAL!!!! And finally congratulations to both GTA and Costaz on the BRONZE MEDALS!!! The top of this table is getting very very tight indeed!!! How might the table change in Monza?!?!?!?!?!
Position Name Gold Silver Bronze Medal Points 1 GTA 3 1 4 22 2 Anderis 1 3 1 15 3 Jdubbya47 2 1 1 14 3 Makarias 1 2 3 14 5 LB 2 1 0 13 6 Costaz 2 0 1 11 7 jslains 1 1 1 9 8 mark f1 1 1 0 8 9 scheivlak 1 0 0 5 9 M2000-5 1 0 0 5 9 weegi 0 1 2 5 12 koshernotra 0 1 1 4 13 Brawn BGP 001 0 1 0 3 13 Kwissen 0 1 0 3 13 Big Willy 0 1 0 3 16 HutchTheVoice 0 0 2 2 17 allysm4 0 0 0 0 17 Osiris 0 0 0 0
Driver & CEB Points Table:
Driver Number Driver 1 Driver 2 Driver 3 Driver 4 Lewis Hamilton 44 114 75 20 65 George Russell 63 130 74 76 36 Carlos Sainz 55 130 88 35 80 Charles Leclerc 16 153 129 89 76 Max Verstappen 1 183 117 110 70 Sergio Perez 11 131 38 37 37 Esteban Ocon 31 101 20 10 10 Pierre Gasly 10 113 66 60 20 Oscar Piastri 81 153 52 53 53 Lando Norris 4 202 131 129 89 Fernando Alonso 14 114 65 60 20 Lance Stroll 18 110 22 17 17 Kevin Magnussen 20 93 35 5 23 Nico Hulkenberg 27 108 73 53 22 Logan Sargeant 2 97 37 7 25 Alex Albon 23 98 106 46 51 Yuki Tsunoda 22 103 18 14 14 Daniel Ricciardo 3 105 81 51 29 Valtteri Bottas 77 95 56 49 9 Zhou Guanyu 24 93 15 8 8 Code Cons Eng Boss MERC 55 212 95 FER 63 219 95 RBR 76 224 40 ALP 49 208 40 MCL 123 234 70 AMF1 54 208 40 HAAS 44 206 62 RWR 39 204 95 VCARB 47 206 62 STAKE 35 196 40
See you all at the Temple of Speed!!!!!