Apologies for the delay! I know some of you might be looking to make some changes to your teams ahead of the final race weekend of the season, but it's been a hectic week here at BOFHQ! In the lead-up to this weekend, disaster struck us at headquarters. You see, Michael Masi escaped containment. Yep, you heard that right. Michael Masi broke free from his chains at our state-of-the-art torture chambe- I mean, rehabilitation facility, and subsequently began causing havoc in the household. But, luckily we just got him back in his cage, so disaster has successfully been averted.
Anywho, let's get back to the racing. I'll be honest the Qatari circuit is not one of my favorites, it's built for motogp, so there aren't really many high breaking zones, and there ends up being nowhere to pass on the circuit. But that's not the biggest issue from this weekend. My boy Lando got HEMMED UP!!!!! The FIA once again manipulating the game behind the scenes to drum up more "excitement". A shame, a real shame.
But we aren't here to quabble over the FIA, we're here to see what's happening at BOFHQ!!!!!
Qatar Race Results:
Congratulations to You Can F1 These Nuts on the FIRST PLACE FINISH!!!!!! Congratulations as well to Unwelcome Guest 44 for the SECOND PLACE FINISH!!! And finally, a congratulations to 3D Grand Prix on the THIRD PLACE FINISH!!!!!!! Well done to all teams!!!!
Qatar GP Pos Team Name Total Points Driver 1 Driver 2 Driver 3 Driver 4 Cons Eng Boss 1 You Can F1 These Nuts 681 182 48 52 88 48 194 62 2 Unwelcome Guest 44 651 86 37 62 57 114 182 51 3 3D Grand Prix 602 182 83 52 57 69 87 73 4 The 2022 Champions 595 148 69 11 57 42 93 62 5 Rams F1 588 182 83 62 6 71 122 73 6 koshernotra 584 182 71 8 10 48 194 73 7 RIP Guenther 579 111 69 81 20 114 185 73 8 Jackie Stewarts undercrackers 576 182 83 45 25 48 189 0 9 Insomnia 574 108 69 81 20 69 122 62 10 Spy Holdings F1 540 182 69 64 30 69 182 0 11 Insert Dodgy Sponsor Here F1 Team 519 111 83 8 25 42 145 62 12 hunzerug 468 155 48 81 30 69 87 30 12b Masi Motor Racing 468 72 111 8 30 71 176 0 14 Whack-A-Mole 454 111 83 11 35 71 93 0 15 Sainz, Sealed, Delivered 429 108 23 13 18 50 182 40 16 I'll Fix Ferrari Myself 405 113 83 13 25 42 93 0 17 Scorpion 392 111 18 11 18 42 93 51 18 weegi an chelsi 368 86 23 8 6 69 93 30
Overall Standings:
Very few changes, and a strong lead for Unwelcome Guest 44 heading into the final race of the season. Will there be any surprises late on?
Overall Standings - Qatar GP Pos Team Name Cumulative Points Gap Position Change 1 Unwelcome Guest 44 13792 - no change 2 Insomnia 13585 207 no change 3 The 2022 Champions 13579 213 no change 4 Jackie Stewarts undercrackers 13515 277 no change 5 RIP Guenther 13441 351 no change 6 3D Grand Prix 13296 496 no change 7 Insert Dodgy Sponsor Here F1 Team 13186 606 no change 8 Rams F1 13099 693 up 1 9 hunzerug 13074 718 down 1 10 You Can F1 These Nuts 12977 815 no change 11 Spy Holdings F1 12792 1000 no change 12 Whack-A-Mole 12548 1244 no change 13 koshernotra 12366 1426 up 1 14 weegi an chelsi 12178 1614 down 1 15 I'll Fix Ferrari Myself 12053 1739 no change 16 Masi Motor Racing 12012 1780 no change 17 Sainz, Sealed, Delivered 11947 1845 no change 18 Scorpion 11863 1929 no change
Recent Form:
Insomnia needs to turn around their form if they want any chance to claim another title!!!!!
Pos Team Name Points Last 3 Races Gap 1 Rams F1 1803 - 2 You Can F1 These Nuts 1775 28 3 Insert Dodgy Sponsor Here F1 Team 1770 33 4 Unwelcome Guest 44 1760 43 5 3D Grand Prix 1759 44 6 Jackie Stewarts undercrackers 1718 85 7 The 2022 Champions 1697 106 8 koshernotra 1637 166 9 RIP Guenther 1633 170 10 weegi an chelsi 1621 182 11 Sainz, Sealed, Delivered 1608 195 12 hunzerug 1594 209 13 Insomnia 1591 212 14 Masi Motor Racing 1500 303 15 Spy Holdings F1 1478 325 16 Whack-A-Mole 1473 330 17 Scorpion 1288 515 18 I'll Fix Ferrari Myself 1282 521
Medal Table:
Congratulations to Big Willy on the GOLD MEDAL!!!! Congratulations as well to GTA on the SILVER MEDAL, and subsequently locking up the medal competition for this year!!!!!!!! And finally, congratulations to Costaz, who earns a BRONZE MEDAL and holds on to second place!!!...for now......
Position Name Gold Silver Bronze Medal Points 1 GTA 3 3 4 28 2 Costaz 3 1 2 20 3 scheivlak 3 1 0 18 4 jslains 2 2 1 17 4 Makarias 1 3 3 17 6 Anderis 1 3 2 16 7 LB 2 1 2 15 8 Jdubbya47 2 1 1 14 9 Big Willy 2 1 0 13 10 weegi 1 1 2 10 11 mark f1 1 1 0 8 12 Brawn BGP 001 0 2 1 7 13 M2000-5 1 0 1 6 14 HutchTheVoice 0 1 2 5 14 allysm4 1 0 0 5 14 koshernotra 0 1 2 5 17 Kwissen 0 1 0 3 18 Osiris 0 0 1 1
Driver & CEB Table:
Driver Number Driver 1 Driver 2 Driver 3 Driver 4 Lewis Hamilton 44 99 23 19 19 George Russell 63 148 92 103 63 Carlos Sainz 55 113 47 34 43 Charles Leclerc 16 155 144 97 84 Max Verstappen 1 182 140 124 93 Sergio Perez 11 72 18 16 16 Esteban Ocon 31 20 15 5 5 Pierre Gasly 10 114 137 74 88 Oscar Piastri 81 143 111 94 63 Lando Norris 4 111 25 31 31 Fernando Alonso 14 108 83 69 38 Lance Stroll 18 35 17 10 10 Kevin Magnussen 20 98 75 59 28 Nico Hulkenberg 27 65 37 7 25 Franco Colapinto 43 22 16 6 6 Alex Albon 23 85 69 49 18 Yuki Tsunoda 22 90 71 51 20 Liam Lawson 30 86 48 8 35 Valtteri Bottas 77 93 42 12 30 Zhou Guanyu 24 100 106 61 57 Code Cons Eng Boss MERC 71 185 40 FER 69 194 51 RBR 114 145 30 ALP 50 87 0 MCL 69 189 51 AMF1 52 93 0 HAAS 48 122 22 RWR 38 76 0 VCARB 42 176 73 STAKE 51 182 62
See you all in Abu Dhabi!!!!