Please forgive the slightly truncated thread, I’m doing the best I can on an iPad or I would have gathered more of the striking, surprising or funny Monaco incidents we’ve been cataloguing down the years. For as much as it is a race of er, limited overtaking opportunities, some very weird stuff happens here. For now, this is last year’s version of Monaco’s greatest hits:
Monaco's greatest hits
- Ascari crashing into the harbour. As a kid I was always vaguely concerned this might one day somehow happen. Didn't know then it wasn't just a theoretical possibility.
- 1982 and the race finish described by James Hunt thus: "Well, we've got this ridiculous situation where we're all sitting by the start-finish line waiting for a winner to come past, and we don't seem to be getting one!" Patrese blinked first and took the race win that seemingly no-one wanted. As a reminder, this was super boring for 98% of the running time…
- Keke Rosberg winning in 1983 with horrifyingly blistered hands.
- Ayrton Senna and Stefan Bellof having storming debuts in 1984 in the wet.
- Ayrton Senna and his mystical experiences during the 1988 qualifying and more prosaic ones during the race the next day, crashing from the lead.
- Ayrton flying here in 1990.
- Only three (three!) cars finishing the race in 1996.
- Michael Schumacher being found guilty deliberately crashing in his qualifying to bring out yellow flags and therefore stopping Alonso beating his time.
- Fernando Alonso threatening to lie down before the cars at the race start like Arthur Dent protesting a bypass if the above wasn't punished.
- Nico Rosberg later being found not guilty of doing the same thing to Lewis Hamilton in 2014.
- Kimi breaking the heart of Adrian Sutil by crashing him out of a podium place in 2008.
- More positively from Michael, this was the scene of his last pole position winning time in 2012 even if a grid penalty meant he didn't get to keep it. Also this from 1996. A thing of wonder from one of the true greats.
- Hamilton crashing in 2008 and somehow winning
- Hamilton crashing about three times in 2011 and blowing up the world in his answer about why the stewards kept penalising him.
- Perez winning after crashing at the end of qualifying. (Kind of a recurring theme, huh) Also kind of a long fuse on that one for the Red Bull internal team dynamic.
- Button crashing Pascal Wehrlein out on his temporary return and earning a third place grid penalty…which he is yet to serve
What about this year, though?
Mandatory two pit stops this year in another attempt to shake up strategies.
Tyre gubbins, care of Pirelli
Yes, they’re bringing that new weird soft tyre back again.
Weather
When is it on?
Boringly, as a reminder, FP is on Friday now, like everywhere else