my race predictions
Posted 08 March 2000 - 05:00
lap 10....MSchumaker stops his car to explain to a fan what a very nice guy he really is
lap 22....Hakkinen stops for a sauna and won't come out unless somebody brings some snow for him to jump into
lap23....Danni Minogue takes her top off in the heat and Jacques promptly jumps out of his car
lap25....nice guy Herbert flips off nice guy Barrichello and they get into a fistfight
lap30....Jenson Button misses his braking point and takes out Frentzen and Wurz, who were having a close race
lap 35....Alesi gets infuriated with Prost over the radio and crashes into the garage in a rage
lap38...Irvine gets distracted by all the Foster's advertising and nicks off to the pub
lap40...Coulthard, feeling sorry for Gene in the minardi, offers to switch cars and promptly breaks down
lap41...Trulli decides he'd rather be surfing and gives his Jordan to a local
lap43...RSchumaker's engine blows up
lap44...Jackie Stewart has a late-midlife crisis and pulls Verstappen ( who was leading) out of his Arrows in an attempt to regain the glory of his youth
lap45...Murray Walker staggers out onto the track and passes out, drunk, forcing Heidfeld to stop and stall his car
(oops, ran out of time)...Zonta and Gene duke it out for 1st place, Zonta gets his first podium and Gene wins the race. Then gets disqualified.
Posted 08 March 2000 - 05:29
The scary thing is that your prediction about Alesi might just come true!!
Posted 08 March 2000 - 05:36
That's hardly funny: Seems like just about everything that you mentioned has happened!
Dan Gurney stopped during a race for a pint!
Another driver stopped during practice to pick up a girl and show her the track!
Posted 08 March 2000 - 06:21