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[kouks]

My personal favorites are

Cheques *makes me laugh every time I see it*
M$
Chop Dollar
Cube Head
Maximum Attack

Any others???

[RaoulDuke]

Juanabe

[MuMu]

Chop Schuey

[D. Heimgartner]

The one that got my alter-ego banned:

N**** B**.

[TOLIN]

Jos de nuzz (something like "Jos, my balls!!!")

[mel]

Note.
In the past, admins have found that when people start corrupting drivers' names in derogatory ways other posters find this offensive and this leads to arguments.

I'm saying this now because I hope this thread will not degenerate in this way. But please be careful.

-mel

[SennasCat]

Half Schumacher
Kryten (for Coulthard - from Red Dwarf)

[alain]

Micheal Chewmacher

[Dsilence]

Jos garveltrappen

[CONOSUR]

Thanks Verstappen
Missing Button

[KinetiK]

Cubey
Vergraveltrappen
Schumi (not all nicknames have to be anti-
Paunch
Jax

[TheD2JBug]

Jos VerCrashen
Andrea De Crasherias
Ross The Boss Stonefeld

[pRy]

Rubens Moanachello

[Crazy Canuck]

Lego Head
de Crasheris [classic]
smoken' Jo
Gerhardt Bugger


CC

[LeTurc]

Record Demolisher (it will be my nick in 04 when MS will have 6 wdc)

[SlateGray]

Chops

Alex Minardi

Little shoe.

Big shoe.

[silver]

These are funny.

In Finnish Mika Häkkinen`s nickname was Häkä (carbon monoxide).

So by using the same formula we have:

Häkkinen= Häkä (carbon monoxide)

Räikkönen= Räkä (snot).

So there you have it! The Finnish McLaren duo: Mika "Carbon Monoxide" Häkkinen and Kimi "Snot" Räikkönen

[silver]

Actually I do not know which word is better for räkä...either snot or bogey...funny anyway ;)

[Scudetto]

Saw this once:

Jos Verstappen = " Boss, I'm crashin' "

[Viss1]

Slowmacher is my personal fave, but I can't take credit for making it up

[Hurricane]

Although I like Villeneuve, I also find his nickname, Cheques, to be quite funny. Whoever made it up should win the award.

[tim]

I remember some of these from years ago on Atlas:

Verlappen
Vercrashen
Ver-always-at-the-backen
Vergraveltrappen
Ver-always-getting-lappen

[HSJ]

Gimme (a McLaren)



Slowmacher

David Schumacher ;) (Ralf's bundle of joy!)

Hugo "Boss" Hakkinen (coming soon!)

Rubens BARrichello (where he will be going?) / Teletubby

Swervine

Felipe Massacane!

Cheque$ (had to include that one!)

Truly

Button

Fishy

[Prostfan]

"Friday" Barrichello

[fifi]

mmmmmmmm Eddie Irvine mmmmm


no wait thats not a common nickname just mine

[Brian O Flaherty]

Originally posted by Scudetto
Saw this once:

Jos Verstappen = " Boss, I'm crashin' "

Very good

The only one so far that made me laugh.

[MONTOYASPEED]

Just for the record - you missed Joke Vergravelstappen

[The Kanisteri]

Kuutio ~ cube - DC

[Nomad]

Oompa loompa is my all time favourite

[Drifter]

Jenson Spice

[6Addict]

Obie Juan

Felipe Massacre?
(ok, ok, just made that one up, but hey, Sauber did tell him to cool down and take it a easy on the equipment...)

[Pikachu Racing]

The Shooter (Eddie Irvine)
Local Johnny H (Johnny Herbert)
Juan-PUNK Montoya
Tom Walkinpapers
Pedro Dinero (Pedro Diniz)

[klipywitz]

My trophy goes to Ralphie boy's "Half" Schumacker.

[mel]

Pedro "thanks, dad" Diniz

[Ronna]

Not sure where did I see these, but they're funny anyway

Shoemaker brothers
wRONg Dennis

[Viss1]

Originally posted by Pikachu Racing
Tom Walkinpapers

[A3]

adi-jos. :

[Yelnats]

Some oldies....

Gilded Fungus (Sterling Moss)

Marquis de PartyGo (Marquis de Portago, the racing Count)

Pill Phil (Phil Hill, You had to be there)

Johnny SkinnedKnees (John Surtees, on bikes)

Blackjack (Jack Brabham, a tough man to pass)

The Farmer (Jimmy Clark, happiest leaning on a shephards crook and wearing Gum Boots )

The dentist (Tony Brooks, big teeth and a dentist to boot!)

Alberto Fascari (Alberto Ascari, fast in every car he drove)

The sad racing deaths of some of these competitors has taken the humour from some of these nicknames.

[Brian O Flaherty]

Originally posted by Yelnats
Some oldies....

...........

The sad racing deaths of some of these competitors has taken the humour from some of these nicknames.

True but thanks for sharing !!

[RedFever]

"Rubens Moanachello "

[CONOSUR]

Jaun Problem Montoya
Barry Chello (from "Steady Eddie" Cheever)

[Louis Mr. F1]

Remember Eric far from Pole?
(that's Eric van de Poelo)

[babbel]

not really a driver nick but in 1994 the 28th place was known as Pole Belmondo (Paul Belmondo)

[george baird]

HUNT THE SHUNT

[arnulfo182]

May I suggest DC "Rubik"?

these pictures point out the uncanny similarity

[Pikachu Racing]

Arnulfo:

[Get Sirius]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by silver
These are funny.

In Finnish Mika Häkkinen`s nickname was Häkä (carbon monoxide).

So by using the same formula we have:

Häkkinen= Häkä (carbon monoxide)

Räikkönen= Räkä (snot).

So there you have it! The Finnish McLaren duo: Mika "Carbon Monoxide" Häkkinen and Kimi "Snot" Räikkönen [/QUOTE)

Where's Salo? Wouldn't it have been fun to watch the Podium Celebration when Häkä (CO2), Räkä (Snot) and Säkä (Lucky) sprayed each other with champagne? If only... :(

Get Sirius

Why are things the way they are and not othewise? --Johannes Kepler

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[AlesiGOD]

Baldrickello..

[Foxbat]

Kimi "Snotty" Raikkonen?

[Yelnats]

"Jumper" Jarriere (a very quick starter in the days before jump start detectors)"
"The Professor" Prost (a master stratagist and car preserver)
Lake Speed & Dick Trickle (not nick names but they should be!)