Expensive male organ symbols driving in circles
A recent study conducted by the Womens University of
London, on behalf of spouses of Formula 1 fans, has
revealed that Formula 1 cars run in circles.
"All the time our husbands and boyfriends have been
going on and on about these beautiful cars driving
these glorious historic tracks." said Wendy Brown,
girlfriend of Formula 1 fantatic Tim Brown, "When in
fact they've just been driving round and round."
The study was done by Dr. Jennifer Flemming on the
Spa-Francochamp circuit Belgium. The track had been
described as "A historic masterpiece with high speed
curves running through the majestic landscape of the
Ardennes." by Tim Brown, but as a "Road which goes
in circles." by Dr. Flemming.
When confronted with the report Tim Brown had to admit
that the cars where in fact not going anywhere.
"Typical, big toys for big boys" was the response of
long suffering girlfriend Wendy Brown.
A new study published yesterday revealed that Formula 1
TV ratings have fallen 90% after the release of the
"Circle" report while Sunday walks and taking out the
trash are up 90%.
[This message has been edited by karlth (edited 05-01-2000).]
