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#1 Roberto Lengruber

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 17:44

I will turn Montoga into World Champion.

Frank, he ring me and ring me and ring me, with tears in eyes, beg for my help(I am doctor for Brain)

He say Montoga is best he ever see race, but also best he ever see eat KFC.

Be more like Michael, Frank tell Juan, eat only lettuce, celery and cucumber, but Juan he no listen.

Juan is very smart, but also very dirty. He trick me into trying aversion therapy, and when we go to KFC, girl behind counter refuse to serve me, because she think Juan order for me too. Bastarah!!!!!!!!!

But eventually I crack the mind of Montoga and convince him that KFC taste like turd, now he fit like a gorilla and Patrick Head need more ballast for car.

Nothing will stop him this year, and I will prove to world once again about my powers. I already show I could stop a World Champion, and now just like when God make Eve, I show I can make World Champion too.

Frank and Patrick, now happy like hyena, and offer me more work, this time they want me to turn Ralf into a man, but I have to say no, because even though I have power to control mind, I cannot do miracle.

Nunca duvide-me você asnos

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#2 Arrow

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 17:51

Who the hell let you out?

#3 Scudetto

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 17:51

For such a big fan, you should at least be able to spell his name right.

#4 Breadmaster

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 17:52

You have plenty power!

I see KFC shareprice fall like a stone in sea.

you fix mad max too?

#5 ben1964

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 17:53

You guys never stop dreaming, don't you? :lol:

#6 Earthling

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 17:53

And we know you so well to even believe what your saying, not that you have supernatural powers to see the future or anything... :

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 18:05

Originally posted by Arrow
Who the hell let you out?

NATO, possibly...

For some background information, I recommend taking a look here. :D

#8 Budny

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 18:06

For those who dont know the legend of Roberto

http://members.atlas...olengruber.html

#9 Pascal

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 18:07

Slooooooow... :lol:

#10 Wolbo

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 18:09

The Return Of The Legend :lol:

#11 Budny

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 18:10

Originally posted by Pascal
Slooooooow... :lol:


Dammit :lol:

#12 BRNDLL

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 18:23

So now that it is 2-3 years down the road his powers should be quite formidable now...

Oh sh*t. I feel a headache coming on...

bb

#13 Arrow

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 18:31

Originally posted by Pascal

NATO, possibly...

For some background information, I recommend taking a look here. :D


rofl

#14 JVRACER

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 18:31

WTF , is this guy for real?. What the hell did the Col. Sanders ever do to F1?.

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 18:36

Originally posted by Pascal

NATO, possibly...

For some background information, I recommend taking a look here. :D


Thanks for the laugh :up:
But on the other hand I hope he´s right :p

#16 WillieF1

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 18:40

Originally posted by Roberto Lengruber
But eventually I crack the mind of Montoga and convince him that KFC taste like turd, now he fit like a gorilla and Patrick Head need more ballast for car.

:lol: Brilliant!

#17 The Voice of Reason

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 18:48

Yes, it is!

#18 The Voice of Reason

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 18:48

Is it possible to see the future?

#19 jondoe955

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 19:11

'Is it possible to see the future?'...
YES, eventually.

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#20 skinnylizard

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 19:17

yo Bob! mate you need to get laid man. otherwise youll keep talking monkey...this board gets more and more bizzare everyday....
awesome.
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ps. just get the lithium and have it with a quart of vodka. then take your car out and drive towards Aspen. it will solve all your problems.

#21 JPMCrew

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 19:21

Where is your cousing Roberto Lemmongrubber ?

#22 ffiloseta

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 19:22

... asno tu pai...

#23 logic

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 19:48

:rotfl: :rotfl:

#24 Toxicant

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 19:58

Wow, reading that old thread again seems weird. I didn't realize you had all those threads going back to '99 Where is my Atlas dating thread??? :lol:

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 20:02

Originally posted by Roberto Lengruber
I will turn Montoga into World Champion.

Frank, he ring me and ring me and ring me, with tears in eyes, beg for my help(I am doctor for Brain)

He say Montoga is best he ever see race, but also best he ever see eat KFC.

Be more like Michael, Frank tell Juan, eat only lettuce, celery and cucumber, but Juan he no listen.

Juan is very smart, but also very dirty. He trick me into trying aversion therapy, and when we go to KFC, girl behind counter refuse to serve me, because she think Juan order for me too. Bastarah!!!!!!!!!

But eventually I crack the mind of Montoga and convince him that KFC taste like turd, now he fit like a gorilla and Patrick Head need more ballast for car.

Nothing will stop him this year, and I will prove to world once again about my powers. I already show I could stop a World Champion, and now just like when God make Eve, I show I can make World Champion too.

Frank and Patrick, now happy like hyena, and offer me more work, this time they want me to turn Ralf into a man, but I have to say no, because even though I have power to control mind, I cannot do miracle.

Nunca duvide-me você asnos


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
:clap: :clap: :love: :love: :kiss: :kiss:

OH MY GOD THAT WAS FUNNY!! :drunk: :stoned: :up: :up: :up:

The funniest piece I've ever read on this forum. Just fabulous!

#26 flyer72

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 21:53

Did someone run out of Lithium lately?

#27 gerry nassar

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 22:40

Maybe it was just me and a few others but that post was damn entertaining!! :clap:

Early 99 - those were the good ol days!! Roberto, Frans MSH (when he used to make those classic doctored MS images) and Schum Macher - who could forget this guy!! :lol: That was when flaimbating was fun and not as serious as it is now.

#28 mplach

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 23:08

what the hell is going on here???

#29 The RedBaron

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 23:27

:lol: The Legend returns, he was here when I first joined this board.

Our Pscyhic from Brazil!

#30 jonpollak

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 23:53

Montagña

es verdad todo se puede con Juanito

Jp

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 23:59

Originally posted by Roberto Lengruber
I will turn Montoga into World Champion.

Frank, he ring me and ring me and ring me, with tears in eyes, beg for my help(I am doctor for Brain)

He say Montoga is best he ever see race, but also best he ever see eat KFC.

Be more like Michael, Frank tell Juan, eat only lettuce, celery and cucumber, but Juan he no listen.

Juan is very smart, but also very dirty. He trick me into trying aversion therapy, and when we go to KFC, girl behind counter refuse to serve me, because she think Juan order for me too. Bastarah!!!!!!!!!

But eventually I crack the mind of Montoga and convince him that KFC taste like turd, now he fit like a gorilla and Patrick Head need more ballast for car.

Nothing will stop him this year, and I will prove to world once again about my powers. I already show I could stop a World Champion, and now just like when God make Eve, I show I can make World Champion too.

Frank and Patrick, now happy like hyena, and offer me more work, this time they want me to turn Ralf into a man, but I have to say no, because even though I have power to control mind, I cannot do miracle.

Nunca duvide-me você asnos


Roberto, você é um pandego...parabéns.... dificil vai ser os gringos entenderem... :drunk:

#32 dgsg

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Posted 05 March 2003 - 00:51

Flying pig alert :lol: :lol: :lol:

#33 rapido

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Posted 05 March 2003 - 01:04

OMG, pure genius!

could this be BiGirlFan's long-lost cousin?

for a bit of fun, hillbilly-style IRL satire check out some of BiF's work

#34 madmac

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Posted 05 March 2003 - 10:48

Originally posted by Roberto Lengruber
I will turn Montoga into World Champion.

Frank, he ring me and ring me and ring me, with tears in eyes, beg for my help(I am doctor for Brain)

He say Montoga is best he ever see race, but also best he ever see eat KFC.

Be more like Michael, Frank tell Juan, eat only lettuce, celery and cucumber, but Juan he no listen.

Juan is very smart, but also very dirty. He trick me into trying aversion therapy, and when we go to KFC, girl behind counter refuse to serve me, because she think Juan order for me too. Bastarah!!!!!!!!!

But eventually I crack the mind of Montoga and convince him that KFC taste like turd, now he fit like a gorilla and Patrick Head need more ballast for car.

Nothing will stop him this year, and I will prove to world once again about my powers. I already show I could stop a World Champion, and now just like when God make Eve, I show I can make World Champion too.

Frank and Patrick, now happy like hyena, and offer me more work, this time they want me to turn Ralf into a man, but I have to say no, because even though I have power to control mind, I cannot do miracle.

Nunca duvide-me você asnos



:rotfl: OK so this is a wind up, but it sounds like Yuri Gellar on acid.

#35 BMW FW22

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Posted 05 March 2003 - 11:37

:D LOL

#36 HP

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Posted 05 March 2003 - 11:39

Who's that Montoga guy :confused:

;) :lol:

#37 pUs

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Posted 05 March 2003 - 12:51

:love: :lol: :rotfl: :clap: :up: :up: :up:

#38 stuck-in-first-gear

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Posted 05 March 2003 - 13:10

I really dig the underground feel of the old thread, although it rather sounds like some kink of nerd convention :D

#39 Amnios

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Posted 05 March 2003 - 13:56

Who's Montoga? :rotfl:

Amnios.

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#40 Franois Bonaparte

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Posted 05 March 2003 - 18:02

Something happened......

#41 SeanValen

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Posted 05 March 2003 - 18:03

Originally posted by François Bonaparte
Something happened......



What happened?
:smoking:

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Posted 06 March 2003 - 05:00

:rotfl: :up:

Too funny :p

Anyone else get the feeling that maybe Frans has escaped from the loony bin a bit worse for wear ? :drunk:

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Posted 10 March 2003 - 16:41

Originally posted by Roberto Lengruber
(...)
But eventually I crack the mind of Montoga and convince him that KFC taste like turd, now he fit like a gorilla and Patrick Head need more ballast for car.
(...)


hey, this picture put your mind powers to shame...

#44 HP

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 01:09

Just wanted to bring this back to top and say that you have to do a better job. So far it seems you aren't doing a good job :p

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 01:47

:lol:

Well Roberto did manage to keep MS without a podium for 3 races!!!!!!! ;)

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 03:18

Originally posted by gerry nassar
Maybe it was just me and a few others but that post was damn entertaining!! :clap:

Early 99 - those were the good ol days!! Roberto, Frans MSH (when he used to make those classic doctored MS images) and Schum Macher - who could forget this guy!! :lol: That was when flaimbating was fun and not as serious as it is now.


Good old days ...

I miss JSN :eek: , magic and - in general - MH´s fans (wich were much more open minded than the majority) too.

AtlasF1 wasn´t MS´s adoration forum that time ... There were diferent, and respected, views. :(

#47 gerry nassar

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 03:29

Originally posted by senninha


Good old days ...

I miss JSN :eek: , magic and - in general - MH´s fans (wich were much more open minded than the majority) too.

AtlasF1 wasn´t MS´s adoration forum that time ... There were diferent, and respected, views. :(


Very true :up:

There was more of a balance and the flaming was generally all done in jest unlike today where there is blind and unreasonable hero worship (of various drivers).

#48 HP

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 05:59

Originally posted by gerry nassar
:lol:

Well Roberto did manage to keep MS without a podium for 3 races!!!!!!! ;)

True, though MS still has more points than JPM , not even to mention the two McLaren boys, Alonso, Ralf Schumacher (oh the irony of it :p ) , and even Fisi... Oh well, "**** happens" ™ ;)

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 07:28

I never thought I'd see that name again. :lol:

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 11:53

toga!... toga!!... toga!!! ... toga!!!!... toga!!!!... toga!!!!... toga!!!!

Delta House LIVES!!!