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[UMSLtifosi]

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British governments 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ unemployable scousers.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Liverpool youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear.

This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by Ferrari Management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first practice session, not only were the Scousers Pit Crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, rebadged and sold the vehicle over to the MacLaren Team for four bottles of Stella, a gram of speed and a quick shufti at Coulthard's bird in the shower.

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I read this one on another board (non-F1) and just had to share it. I have no idea how old it is, or who originally came up with it, but it is worth a good laugh.

UMSLtifosi

[The Kanisteri]

Good one!

[Dudley]

1996 called. Benetton wants their joke back.

To be more kind, yeah, this appears at least once a year.

http://forums.atlasf...ost in the pits for example.

[Chubby_Deuce]

I enjoyed the old "Christiano da Massa" in 2004 or "Fred Alonso". Not really jokes.. but uh... trying to save topic... uh... :

[Arrows4Ever]

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[gaugegauge]

joke should be humurous/cynical and tasteful

your's have none

[Pioneer]

[i]I have no idea how old it is [/B]

Real old.