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Coultard vs. Massa

Started by Cadence , Apr 28 2005 13:13

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Poll: Coultard vs. Massa (107 member(s) have cast votes)

  1. Coultard whup's Massa's arse (88 votes [82.24%])

    Percentage of vote: 82.24%

  2. Massa whup's Coultard's arse (19 votes [17.76%])

    Percentage of vote: 17.76%

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#1 Cadence

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 13:13

Looks like DC and FM nearly had it out on Sunday. DC had Massa by the throat!

Massa Made Coulthard Furious at Imola

Had it not been for Filipe's parents in the garage things could've got ugly. Just curious who do you think would've whupped who's arse?

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#2 AcuraF1

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 13:16

I don't know, Coulthard has pretty strong (and square) jaw.;)

#3 molive

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 13:37

Originally posted by AcuraF1
I don't know, Coulthard has pretty strong (and square) jaw.;)


Which is quite suitable to receive a sucker-punch...:)

Maybe Massa could have Bernoldi help him. :D

#4 HBoss

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 13:43

Coulthard has trained with that guy who was form the navy, right? And he's taller.

#5 Spongy

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 13:50

Why not a pissing constest while we're at it ?

sorry... couln't resist

;)

#6 BorderReiver

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 13:55

Well, in all seriousness. . .If we were putting money on it. . .

Coulthard has the advantage of reach, coupled with being one of the fitter guys out there. And he comes from up around Twynholm (take it from me, they are a hard lot out that way).

I'd give it to Coulthard in 2 rounds. . . .

:D

#7 BuonoBruttoCattivo

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 13:58

Originally posted by Cadence
Just curious who do you think would've whupped who's arse?


DC ofcoarse, Massa would have to resort to kicking him in the nuts...

#8 alesifan46

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 14:00

Done in my best Michael Buffer voice:
Ladies and Gentleman,boys and girls, In this corner MagicMan Massaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! and in the blue and white striped shorts...DarlingDavidCoultarddddddddddddddddddddd
Let's get ready to rumble!

#9 BorderReiver

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 14:03

Originally posted by alesifan46
Done in my best Michael Buffer voice:
Ladies and Gentleman,boys and girls, In this corner MagicMan Massaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! and in the blue and white striped shorts...DarlingDavidCoultarddddddddddddddddddddd
Let's get ready to rumble!!


Theres a Computer game right there! :D

"Motorsport Hero Brawls"

You could unlock levels like Senna vs Irvine (complete with cries of YOUR NOT A DRIVER YOUR A ****ing IDIOT), and Jimmy Clark vs Dutch Policeman. . .

There must be more too!

#10 Vilenova

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 14:10

Originally posted by BuonoBruttoCattivo


DC ofcoarse, Massa would have to resort to kicking him in the nuts...

Have to resort?

lol, that would be the first thing I do. A couple finger jabs to his eyes, a few kicks to his knees and its over.

Good thing it wasn't NASCAR, he would have pummeled Massa and then gone after his folks. :lol:

#11 alesifan46

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 14:16

Originally posted by alesifan46
Done in my best Michael Buffer voice:
Ladies and Gentleman,boys and girls, In this corner MagicMan Massaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! and in the blue and white striped shorts...DarlingDavidCoultarddddddddddddddddddddd
Let's get ready to rumble!


:rotfl: :rotfl: I give up trying to get this right!!!...just copy and paste...you'll get the drift!! sorry!! ..LOL .... :lol:

#12 kismet

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 14:19

Massa looks like someone a teenage girl could beat up. My money's on David. :D

But Felipe's Dad would beat David's Dad. So there.

#13 alesifan46

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 14:20

Originally posted by BorderReiver


Theres a Computer game right there! :D

"Motorsport Hero Brawls"

You could unlock levels like Senna vs Irvine (complete with cries of YOUR NOT A DRIVER YOUR A ****ing IDIOT), and Jimmy Clark vs Dutch Policeman. . .

There must be more too!

It'll have to be a GAME...cuz the best one would be VILL-NOO vs MONTOYA duking it out on the PODIUM !!! :rotfl:

#14 Spongy

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 14:23

I give up trying to get this right!!!...just copy and paste...you'll get the drift!! sorry!! ..LOL ....


http://www.ilovewavs.....to Rumble.wav

Here ya go mate !

:wave:

#15 jonpollak

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 14:26

Originally posted by BorderReiver
"Motorsport Hero Brawls"


Ahh Yes,Who could forget that Thrilla at Hockzilla between Piquet and Salazar
http://f1rejects.com/hall/tyson/#1

Jp

#16 alesifan46

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 14:28

Originally posted by Spongy
http://www.ilovewavs.....to Rumble.wav


:clap: :clap: :clap: thanks so much Spongy!!

#17 Spongy

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 14:31

Originally posted by alesifan46


:clap: :clap: :clap: thanks so much Spongy!!


Anytime mate !

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#18 zak

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 14:34

Gotta be DC.

Other great matchups...

"In this corner Juan Paaaabloooooo Montoy-aaaaaaa. And is opponent...... a Big Mac"

That burger's not even going to make it to the first bell.

Sorry. Had to be done.

#19 Buttoneer

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 14:36

Any one relies on his mommy and daddy to get away from a major kicking has got to be a total pussy.

Massa-bator is no match at all for the kilted kicker.

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#20 AF Prodrive

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 14:47

Originally posted by BorderReiver


Theres a Computer game right there! :D

"Motorsport Hero Brawls"

You could unlock levels like Senna vs Irvine (complete with cries of YOUR NOT A DRIVER YOUR A ****ing IDIOT), and Jimmy Clark vs Dutch Policeman. . .

There must be more too!

Don't forget Jos vs. the entire Dutch junior cadets karting team!

#21 alesifan46

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 14:51

Originally posted by Buttoneer
Any one relies on his mommy and daddy to get away from a major kicking has got to be a total pussy.

Massa-bator is no match at all for the kilted kicker.


OH GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just blew coffee outta my nose reading that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl:

#22 metz

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 14:53

Cadence,
If you expected a serious debate, you picked the wrong crowd... :lol:

#23 BorderReiver

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 14:54

Originally posted by AF Prodrive

Don't forget Jos vs. the entire Dutch junior cadets karting team!


:rotfl:

#24 mikedeering

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 15:22

Other levels:

"Il Leone" Nigel Mansell vs Ayrton "Scrapper" Senna - Spa 1987

"Fat Man" Montoya versus "AFOOKIN' IDIOT" Cameraman - Imola 2003?

The comment about Couldthard not running his rivals off the road made me smile. But lets keep Spa 98 out of this.

#25 Cadence

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 15:25

Originally posted by mikedeering
The comment about Couldthard not running his rivals off the road made me smile. But lets keep Spa 98 out of this.

Or Bahrain 2005. :

#26 MortenF1

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 15:39

Originally posted by Cadence

Or Bahrain 2005. :


I think you've misunderstood what he's saying.
There's a difference in having a look inside, but getting it wrong (thereby pitching your opponent off the track), and to just barge your way through.

But there's no driver who hasn't got one or two dirty moves to his name.

mikedeering, what you're alluding to is just totally ridiculous! How is getting hit in the rear running someone off the track?? I notice that you're not interested in discussing that further (same here), but I just have to ask, as what you wrote borders on the insane.

#27 Menace

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 15:57

Originally posted by HBoss
Coulthard has trained with that guy who was form the navy, right? And he's taller.


:up:

Massa would not stand a chance. :lol:

#28 Menace

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 15:59

Originally posted by kismet
Massa looks like someone a teenage girl could beat up. My money's on David. :D

But Felipe's Dad would beat David's Dad. So there.


:lol:

#29 Cadence

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 16:05

Originally posted by race addicted
I think you've misunderstood what he's saying.
There's a difference in having a look inside, but getting it wrong (thereby pitching your opponent off the track), and to just barge your way through.

I agree. My comment was meant to more "tongue in cheek". Guess I used the wrong smilie.

[Edit] Anyway, I voted for DC. He'd kick Massa's ass back to the stongeage! and his Momma's too! :lol:

#30 30ft penguin

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 16:16

Originally posted by Menace
:up:

Massa would not stand a chance. :lol:


Yep. Especially when you consider that DC is, actually, Dolph Lundgren:



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#31 Bluesmoke

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 16:17

Massa has a fat head.

#32 F1 Tor.

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 16:55

DC: If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby tell me.....oh, we got a Brazilian down, a Brazilian down.(sorry, just watched So I Married an Axe Murderer)

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 17:15

Originally posted by F1 Tor.
DC: If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby tell me.....oh, we got a Brazilian down, a Brazilian down.(sorry, just watched So I Married an Axe Murderer)


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

#34 Menace

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 17:19

Originally posted by 30ft penguin


Yep. Especially when you consider that DC is, actually, Dolph Lundgren:



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The similarity is eerie! :eek: :lol:

#35 BorderReiver

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 21:37

Originally posted by 30ft penguin


Yep. Especially when you consider that DC is, actually, Dolph Lundgren:



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Nobody has said it yet, so I'm going to.

I MUST BREAK YOU!!!!

;)

#36 SlateGray

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Posted 29 April 2005 - 00:38

In this corner weighing 98lbs fighting in the checkered trunks,

“The Unnamed London Taxi Drivrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”

Roar of crowd! bahabahabahabahhhhh...........

And in this corner the regular Jordan 911 driver, his father from France, his mother German, grew up in Belgium and Luxemburg, where his dad made a diplomatic career at various institutions of the European Union....... Berrrrrrtrannnnnd Gachooooooooooooooot!

Angry crowd! ............boo...hiss...boo...hiss...boo....hiss.

Winner goes to Jail!:)

Are they to abide by the Marquis of Queensbury Rules? Massa vs DC that is.

Or

Arie Luyendyk vs AJ Foyt!

I voted Massa.

#37 POLAR

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Posted 29 April 2005 - 13:39

I think that both guys behaved like school children...shame on Massa for the gesture, shame on David for the agression...

#38 Cadence

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Posted 29 April 2005 - 13:55

Originally posted by SlateGray
Are they to abide by the Marquis of Queensbury Rules?

Well... as gentlemen I would certainly hope so! :lol:

wait a minute... : **ahem** strike that. I hear Bernie has sold the rights to an American interest.

To be billed as:
"The Incident in Imola" or,
"The San Marino Slaughterhouse" Don King production **all rights reserved**

#39 metz

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Posted 29 April 2005 - 14:33

Originally posted by SlateGray

Or

Arie Luyendyk vs AJ Foyt!

Yes,
If we were to take a poll, this would be the all time classic... :clap:
Anyone that doesn't know THAT story should check it out. :rotfl:

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#40 kamix

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Posted 29 April 2005 - 15:40

David and I think Massa deserved a pummeling to be honest. First time he rear ends DC and loses his wing, second time he rear ends DC and ploughs him off the track THEN gives him the finger?

I probably would have gone mental on him if it was me and I'm not a violent person. :p

#41 senninha

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Posted 30 April 2005 - 02:31

Originally posted by POLAR
I think that both guys behaved like school children...shame on Massa for the gesture, shame on David for the agression...


Ok. But Massa is a kid compared to old Couthard.


Massa must call MS next time... :smoking:

#42 dworsham

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Posted 30 April 2005 - 19:10

I think DC is a capable scraper and would woop some Massa arse.


the stunt was lame and Massa needs to know that.

DC too should know that there is no place for physical force in F1
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