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[SophieB]

Appalled (not really) by the terrible oversight of Jenson Button in just letting his sporting autobiography go out without the requisite pun or play on words title, like nothing matters anymore, I thought to myself how this must never happen again.

 

So, to kick things off, here are my suggestions should any of the following choose to publish their life story to the world:

 

Alonso again, Naturally

Yes Ocon

Glittering Perez

Vandoorne Closes As Another Opens

Critical Massa

 

 

You can obviously do much better! So, channel your inner subeditor and let inspiration flow forth.

 

 

 

[McLaren]

"Stay Cool: The Felipe (Baby) Massa Story!"

[Marklar]

Fernando Alonso: Six Tenths of a Second

[Mila]

Assuming Jenson is devoting a lot of ink to his dad, "Between the Buttons" would have been neat.

Edited by Mila, 17 October 2017 - 13:47.

[MasterOfCoin]

Massive Understeer: The Jenson Button Story.....

[Claudius]

"Third wheel" - van der Garde

[NateF]

You may write me down in history: Lewis Hamilton

[Tenmantaylor]

Assuming Jenson is devoting a lot of ink to his dad, "Between the Buttons" would have been neat.

If you're Alan Partridge

This is how second tier sports stars should write a book:
https://thesetpieces...e-bruce-review/

Edited by Tenmantaylor, 17 October 2017 - 13:55.

[Tenmantaylor]

Jarno Trulli: On Track

[l12mcg]

Lewis’ has to be “Lewis Hamilton: Is it cuz I is black?”

The joke that can’t be resisted.

[WilliamsF1Fan]

A Stroll around the paddock.

[Knowlesy]

Kimi - I Know What I Am Doing.

Magnussen - We Need To Talk About Kevin.

Edited by Knowlesy, 17 October 2017 - 14:01.

[statman]

Teenage kicks: the rise of Max Verstappen

 

Rough and tumble: the untold Danil Kvyat story

[HopkinsonF1]

I wouldn't be surprised if Hamilton's post-retirement autobiography was just called Race. For a couple of obvious reasons.

[TomNokoe]

Still I Write

[Risil]

Go Vettel It on the Mountain

 

Nil by Ralf -- the Ralf Schumacher Story

 

Pizzonia Pawn in their Game

[Risil]

Appalled (not really) by the terrible oversight of Jenson Button in just letting his sporting autobiography go out without the requisite pun or play on words title, like nothing matters anymore, I thought to myself how this must never happen again.
 
So, to kick things off, here are my suggestions should any of the following choose to publish their life story to the world:
 
Alonso again, Naturally
Yes Ocon
Glittering Perez
Vandoorne Closes As Another Opens
Critical Massa
 
 
You can obviously do much better! So, channel your inner subeditor and let inspiration flow forth.

 

These ought to be read in the desperate Alan Partridge voice when he's trying to pitch terrible ideas to the BBC's head of programming in order to save his career.

[David Lightman]

The recent book by Mansell is the greatest book Alan Partridge never wrote. It's hilarious how many times he says he bounced back. So cringy it's a must read.

[Graveltrappen]

The importance of being Ide

[Maustinsj]

Still I Write

That is genius.

[Risil]

The importance of being Ide

 

Ide Boasts

[maverick69]

Last to first then fired: Stats your luck

 

Markus Winkelhock

[Knowlesy]

The recent book by Mansell is the greatest book Alan Partridge never wrote. It's hilarious how many times he says he bounced back. So cringy it's a must read.

Is it worse than his first volume?

As a kid I thought it was amazing. Reading it as an adult is eye opening, to say the least.

I am guessing everything is Prost's fault until Nigel designed the FW14B with his own pencil?

[Graveltrappen]

Schuknackered - The Mick Story

[steferrari]

The Curious Case of Jenson Button.

[David Lightman]

Is it worse than his first volume?

As a kid I thought it was amazing. Reading it as an adult is eye opening, to say the least.

I am guessing everything is Prost's fault until Nigel designed the FW14B with his own pencil?

It's genuinely like a Partridge book, after a while I was reading it in Alan's voice in my head!

Needless to say, he had the last laugh.

[Ickx]

Kimi Raikkonen - global warming killed my inner Yeti

[steferrari]

[Ickx]

McLaren-Honda - The long walk down the drain

[Jovanotti]

Kimi - Rum Diary
Vettel - Honestly
Coulthard - My Year
Button - Off-balance
Ron Dennis - Ronspeak

[Rinehart]

Alonso "That was my best Autobiography ever"

 

These ought to be read in the desperate Alan Partridge voice when he's trying to pitch terrible ideas to the BBC's head of programming in order to save his career.

"Monkey Tennis" 

[Risil]

Psycho Fisichella

Forever Yoong

Terra Firman

[GoldenColt]

Nico Rosberg - Cooking in 5 languages

[Ickx]

Marcus Ericsson, La Vie d'Adèle

[Paul Parker]

Button undone

[Diablobb81]

Fingerboy : A complete history.

[wingwalker]

Kimi - I Know What I Am Doing.

Magnussen - We Need To Talk About Kevin.

K-Mag's would have to be "Suck My Balls", no?

[GoldenColt]

Flavio Briatore - If I Did It, Here's How It Happened

Edited by GoldenColt, 17 October 2017 - 15:36.

[Retrofly]

Lewis Hamfistedton

[Tenmantaylor]

A Stroll around the paddock.

'down memory pitlane' surely?!

Come on guys you can do better than this.

[MasterOfCoin]

Minimum Talking: Valtteri Bottas....

[GoldenColt]

Jolyon Palmer - 50 Shades of Nay

[Graveltrappen]

Bwoah to be wild

Edited by Graveltrappen, 17 October 2017 - 15:48.

[Cirio]

Massa: The Story Of How I Gravitated To Racing

Bernie Ecclestone: Wheeling And Dealing

Max Mosley: Paying My Way

Vettel: Forever Upwards

[Dabash]

Edited by Dabash, 17 October 2017 - 15:53.

[GoldenColt]

Bernie Ecclestone - Think before you bribe

[WilliamsF1Fan]

'down memory pitlane' surely?!

Come on guys you can do better than this.

 

That's the follow up.  

[David Lightman]

Nico Rosberg - Running Away

[Nonesuch]

'Denying Daniel - My Red Bull Years' by Max Verstappen

'The Wolff who cried Ferrari: One Man's Search for Excitement' by Toto Wolff

[TheFish]

How to lose friends and alienate people - Fernando Alonso