It's race day! After a weekend mostly notable for high temperatures, Mercedes being very fast and Sergio Perez being confined to quarters, we come to Sunday, where such meagre talking points will be vitiated, humiliated and exploded by events, competition and results.
Lucky us!
Here's the line-up from qualifying. Not featured in this table: Hamilton spun in Q2 (much good that did the rest of the field); Supersub Hulkenberg dropped out of the second session after a scruffy lap; Leclerc, Norris and arguably Gasly overperformed, Vettel and Albon underperformed. But enough rubbish. What is qualifying? A miserable little pile of secrets.
Here's a nonstylized map of the circuit:
Please, somebody fill us in on the tyre situation before I eat my own arm in despair.
UK types: by Act of Parliament the race is live on Channel 4 as well as Sky. Thank you, Ken Clarke! It's getting underway at 2pm BST. Enjoy!