We've had some discussion in the McLaren thread recently about whether Oscar Piastri's feat of finishing first at the Saturday Sprint Spectacular in Qatar last year qualifies him as a Formula 1 race winner.
Obviously he's not a Grand Prix winner. And obviously he has finished first in a race where all that season's F1 entrants took part.
But in your own private mental records of F1 and the universe, is he an F1 race winner? Do you welcome him into that (virtual) fraternity with open arms and macho kisses? Or do you bar the door and say sorry mate, come back when you've won a race that means something?
I need to know. Don't ask me why. But I do.