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Headlines You'll Never See

Started by HYMS , Jan 14 2004 16:23

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#1 HYMS

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 16:23

Just state a headline that you think you would never see.

F1 grid reaches 24

Peter Sauber quits smoking cigar

Jeremy Clarkson signs with ITV-F1

#2 jk

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 16:30

Bernie Ecclestone opt for another circuit designer than Tilke

Jaguar wins race!

#3 CONOSUR

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 16:34

MICHAEL SCHUMACHER ADMITS FRANS WAS RIGHT! :eek:

#4 Seat18E

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 16:36

Bill France Jr. Takes Control of IMS.

#5 MortenF1

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 16:36

"The leaping cats" lines up 1-2 in Silverstone!

#6 CONOSUR

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 16:37

RON DENNIS ADMITS TO CHEATING

:smoking:

#7 HYMS

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 16:38

"Alex Yoong return to F1 in style with Ferrari"

"Schumacher lets Alex Yoong pass to take his first ever win at Sepang" :lol:

#8 dpardyrx7

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 16:39

RECENT POLL: 95% of Atlas F1 Readers have no understanding of Formula One

#9 Sintra

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 16:40

Ferrari legal after all!

#10 Enkei

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 16:46

Schumacher caught cheating with Jean Todt!
David Coulthard new F1 World Champion!!!

#11 Ghostrider

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 16:48

Fisi signs up for top team.

#12 HYMS

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 16:51

Richard Branson buys MINARDI !! :lol:

#13 Ross Stonefeld

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 16:51

"Stonefeld wont drive for Ferrari as long as Schumacher is #1"

#14 HBoss

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 16:56

Schumacher - "We cheated a lot during 1994 and got away with it".

Montoya - "I just wanted to be as good as Schumacher".

Kimi - "I'm gonna start a band, I'll be the singer".

#15 Megatron

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 16:58

Indy Car gaining fans

Sports Car rules now universal with one series

Porsche SUV wins Le Mans 24

Private team buys Audi R8

Toyota pleased with stability

Brain France named CEO of the year

#16 Rob G

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 17:04

Williams: "Minardi Our Greatest Threat"

Ferrari Switches to NASCAR

After Bahrain Success, Bernie Ponders Return to Phoenix

Sears Roadhandler to Become Third F1 Tire Make

Toyota: "We're Just In It for Fun"

Tony George Selected Time Magazine's Man of the Year

#17 maclaren

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 17:07

Schumacher sacked by Ferrari

Coulthard: "This is not my year"

Kimi spun out of race

Michael admits he got preferential treatment

#18 maclaren

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 17:09

FIA not going to change the rules

Nascar to reward winning more

#19 Sakae

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 17:10

Originally posted by CONOSUR
MICHAEL SCHUMACHER ADMITS FRANS WAS RIGHT!

Frans admits to be a closet admire of MS...

#20 Sakae

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 17:11

Originally posted by maclaren
Schumacher sacked by Ferrari

Coulthard: "This is not my year"

Kimi spun out of race

Michael admits he got preferential treatment

Willimas and McLaren admit to anything...

#21 maclaren

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 17:13

Originally posted by Ghostrider
Fisi signs up for top team.

Fisi committed to improve Sauber.

#22 Jecko

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 17:26

Jacques Villeneuve lands top ride for 2004.

#23 BRG

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 17:33

And in this week’s edition of ATLAS! – the magazine for the man about F1

News

Frans appointed as Michael Schumacher’s PR man

Ecclestone will work for nothing in future – donates his fortune to charity

Minardi turn down $250 million sponsorship offer: “We don’t need the money ” says Paul Stoddart

Motoring

New Jaguar S-type Pizzonia Special Edition announced

Interviews

Ron Dennis tells Hello magazine that “Fun is the Watchword at McLaren’s new Paragon HQ ”

Exclusive Interview with F1 Star Fisichella: “I am not really good enough to drive for a top team ”

“Dave Richards was right - I was the problem at BAR not the solution ” Jacques Villeneuve tells us in an exclusive interview

Fashion

BRG buys Ferrari T-shirt

#24 pRy

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 17:44

Schumacher admits "Australia 94 was intentional."

#25 Jinho

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 17:51

"Rubens signs to end career as #2 at Ferrari despite interest from Williams" :lol:

... oh ****.

#26 Taxi

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 17:55

Kimi Raikkonen: " I studied a lot and I can assure today: I speak fluently French, Portuguese, Italian,German,English, Maori,Catalan Russian, Hungarian and a bit of finnish, also"

#27 CONOSUR

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 18:01

Originally posted by Taxi
Kimi Raikkonen: "IstudiedalotandIcanassuretoday:IspeakfluentlyFrenchPortugueseItalianGermanEnglishMaoriCatalanRussianHungarianandabitoffinnishalsoallatthesametimewithouteverchangingthetoneofmyvoiceormyfacialexpression"

;)

#28 Double Apex

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 18:16

"Briatore celebrates 10th aniversary with wife."

#29 HBoss

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 18:19

Hockehim will go back to its 2001 configuration

old Nurburgring to be updated and used for the European GP next year!

#30 Ghostrider

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 18:22

Originally posted by maclaren
Fisi committed to improve Sauber.

#31 alan_owens

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 18:22

Rubens crowned as the new World Champion
Ralf crowned as the new World Champion
Jenson ...

you get the idea...

#32 zfh10

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 18:26

"Scumi applauded for career of fairplay and sporting behaviour!"

"Massa completes race without crashing!"

#33 MotoGuzzi

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 18:33

Coulthard says "It was my fault for (insert favorite OFF here)"

Ross Brawn "Montoya is one hell of a driver!"

Peter Sauber "Yeah, its a Ferrari. Whatta ya gonna do about it?"

JVi "I could've tried harder."

Norbert Haug "It wasn't a hydraulic failure. We grenaded the motor"

Hey. These are fun!

#34 Taxi

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 18:45

last minute, Fisichella signs Minardi again " at least it's italian......."

#35 zak

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 18:51

FIA decides that oval tracks are where the future is.

#36 Sakae

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 19:42

Originally posted by Double Apex
"Briatore celebrates 10th aniversary with wife."

Which one?

#37 fingers

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 22:43

JV: "I must hand it to Jenson he was just faster than me today"

or

FM:"The reason I spun off is because I missed the braking point completely and wasn't paying attention to the cars around me"

#38 ensign14

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Posted 14 January 2004 - 23:06

Coulthard: "Last Year Was My Year"

Jenson Button Reveals Real Name Is Ernest Snurge

Jordan Wins Court Case

#39 LuckyStrike1

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Posted 15 January 2004 - 00:27

Fisichella looking forward to drive for Sauber

Villeneuve - voted most popular driver on AtlasF1

FIA deliberately avoids Schumacher punishments

Ralf and Juan - the happiest teampair in Formula One

Ron Dennis: "I was wrong"

Michael Schumacher: "I knew Rubens would let me pass at A1"

Formula 1 provides more overtaking than any other racingseries

#40 Chevy II Nova

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Posted 15 January 2004 - 02:01

Paul Stoddart to quit smoking!

Kimi to do commentary after retiring!

#41 clifford_chance

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Posted 15 January 2004 - 02:40

Fisichella: I want a top team. I do not like money at all.

#42 Garagiste

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Posted 15 January 2004 - 13:15

"Silverstone facilities fantastic" says Ecclestone.

Stoddart: "Well he's crap, but he's got the seat because he's loaded."

Jordan announce Vodafone sponsorship deal.

Grooved tyres "a mistake" says Mosely.

#43 Chevy II Nova

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Posted 15 January 2004 - 13:20

"Verstappen gets seat based on skill, not money"

#44 troyf1

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Posted 15 January 2004 - 14:09

"Michael admits he is overpaid"

#45 philhitchings

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Posted 15 January 2004 - 14:42

It's another 1-2 for Minardi (

)

#46 Enzo

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Posted 15 January 2004 - 14:49

"Ferrari is a legend" by a British publication,

"Enzo Ferrari is a legend" by a British publication,

"David Coulthard is a disaster as a driver and will never win the championship" by a British publication

:rotfl:

#47 Garagiste

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Posted 15 January 2004 - 14:56

Originally posted by Enzo
"Ferrari is a legend" by a British publication,

"Enzo Ferrari is a legend" by a British publication,

See anything written ever by a certain M. Walker.

#48 troyf1

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Posted 15 January 2004 - 15:09

Originally posted by Enzo
"Ferrari is a legend" by a British publication,

"Enzo Ferrari is a legend" by a British publication,

"David Coulthard is a disaster as a driver and will never win the championship" by a British publication

Can you explain to me what your fixation with the British meda is because that seems to be all you post about? :confused:

#49 LuckyStrike1

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Posted 15 January 2004 - 15:09

Originally posted by Enzo
"Ferrari is a legend" by a British publication,

"Enzo Ferrari is a legend" by a British publication,

Ever read F1 Racing, Autosport, Motorsport News or F1 Magazine?

#50 mikedeering

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Posted 16 January 2004 - 12:20

Ralf won fairly in Magny-Cours claims Montoya

Erja demands F1 return for Mika

Eddie Jordan turns down sponsorship idea on bad taste grounds

Dennis and Stoddart in Secret Love Tryst Shocker

Moss - "Current F1 drivers are clearly better than their 50s counterparts"

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