Posted 20 April 2007 - 20:21
I know plenty of good cheats for y'all to ponder. All or most of these have been confirmed used in stock car racing at one time or other.
In the very old days, we're talking the '60s, when the rules limited carburetor cfms, guys would go get a lawn mower carburetor, mount it remotely up under the dash somewhere, and run a line to the manifold for additional air flow.
Another cool trick, not really a cheat but some good old fashioned junkyard engineering, I knew a midget racer who, in the early '70s developed the flat-six Corvair motor for his midget car. In itself, the motor was no better or worse than any other of the time (VWs, Offys, etc.), but he engineered it for REVERSE ROTATION!! And to make it work, he had to flip over the quickchange rear. But to drive it, you mashed the gas through the corners because the torque of the reverse rotation would stick the left side of the car to the dirt. He said it took him half a season just to learn how to drive it, but then he dominated. He would pass 3 and 4 cars a lap, exclusively in the corners. As a result, the Corvair motor is now banned from midget racing by most sanctioning bodies, though nobody ever did figure out that it wasn't the Corvair motor per se that made it fast, but that reverse rotation trick.
From NASCAR, in the late 70s and thru the early 80s, from about the time they transitioned from big block to small block engines, there was an engine shop in Michigan that was building, for some top-flight teams, something that became known as the "big block small block." Another piece of whizbang engineering, the guy had engineered a small-block Chevy engine so that the front two cylinders were of legal bore for the maximum 358ci (6.0L), but the back six cylinders were bored out to where the engine totalled in the neighborhood of 430ci (7.0L). When inspectors would pump-check the engines after a race, they would always pull the spark plug on the No. 1 cylinder (or the crew would already have it pulled for them). This went on for a long time with the perps not getting caught. I believe when Petty got his 198th or 199th win at Rockingham in the early 80s, and there was the controversy about his engine being oversize was when someone in the post race tech line got wind of it and checked the volume on a rear cylinder.
Someone higher up the thread suggested drivers getting in the car with a perfomance enhancer on their person. This has happened, usually only in qualifying, and generally only at restrictor plate tracks where all the cars run a magnahelic gauge (measures air pressure at the air cleaner), mounted to the steering column. Driver jumps in with a small squeeze bottle in his breast pocket. On his warmup qualifying lap he pulls the hose out of the back of the magnahelic gauge and inserts his bottle of whatever, runs his 2 laps, then puts everything back in order on the cooldown lap, and departs with the bottle.
At restrictor plate tracks, the stock cars like to get those rear decklids down out of the air. One team mounted a whole bunch of ballast in a false trunk floor for ARCA qualifying some years back. Unfortunately, they were unprepared for how bumpy the track was, and when the car came in after qualifying, the false floor had buckled from the jouncing around, and the extra lead was hanging down out of the back of the car. They were put on the trailer, and that driver has never been back to race in the series.
I also heard that someone in a NASCAR race found some form of liquid ballast that they would put in the frame rails. This is illegal because it transfers weight to the rear under acceleration and to the front under deceleration. The stuff was highly toxic (mercury?), and wouldn't you know it, the car using it got T-boned in a wreck at Michigan, creating a toxic spill in the infield that cost a whole bunch to clean up. Never heard about anyone getting fined or sanctioned behind it, though. Perhaps the fact of a toxic waste site at the track was deemed bad publicity best kept out of the papers.
I got lots more, but that's what I remember for now.